Stealing, stealing, stealing a car for MOE!

[Cassie]

I don't hate you I hate your monotonous spam. I'm sure you are a sweet and charming individual, you probably love puppies, your mom, and apple pie.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And tits.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

JUDGE NOT LEST YOUR SPAM BE JUDGED CAST LOL

 

[The Dork Lord]

I don't hate you I hate your monotonous spam. I'm sure you are a sweet and charming individual, you probably love puppies, your mom, and apple pie.

Dear Cassie,

I honestly like and respect you; you were one of the first posters to make me feel welcome here in teh minefield.

Having said that, my every post here is not designed to make you giggle.

If my spam isn't up to your rigid quality standards, well no one is forcing you to read it.

I'm sure it's quite easy to either put me on ignore or not read my posts.

Failing that: the complaint department is currently out to lunch.

Sincerely,
The One True Lord of Dorkness