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Stephen Fry In America

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Kind of like Paul Merton in India only less wacky, and a bit rushed since he's visiting all 50 states in just 6 episodes (poor Delaware got no love.)
 
They only have 3 Electoral votes anyway!
 
It was okay, but a bit underwhelming. If it wasn't Stephen fry I wouldn't bother with it.
 
It's a bit sedate. He should run around punching people.
 
I'm looking forward to Paul Gascoigne in the Sudan
 
John Craven in Cambodia!
 
Miquita Oliver in North Korea.
 
Mr Blobby in Vietnam
 
Ed the Duck in...I don't know...France.
 
It was only in my late teens that I realised the message the BBC were trying to put across by having a gay man with his fist up a duck's arse.
 
Except, of coures, Andi Peters didn't operate Ed himself, but well done on the crude joke!
 
I was willing to sacrifice factual correctness in the pursuit of a good old "isn't Andi Peters gay!" joke.

It was that or a factually incorrect joke about Phillip Schofield sticking gerbil puppets up his arse, when we all know Gordon was a gopher.
 
Gordon was my childhood hero.
 
Ed the Duck was cool because they sold puppets with a quacker thing in it. Otis the Aardvark was crap though.
 
All us poor Americans ever had was an old woman sticking her hand up a sheep's bum. :(
 
On an unrelated note, what did ever happen to Martha Stewart?
 
there was Gordon puppets too, YOU KNOW
 
Were they puppets, or were they MITTENS?!
 
They squeaked.
 
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