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Steve McQueen
- Thread starter eloisel
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OnyxOverdrive
stealth ninja
He must be around 5' 6 for his BMI to be 24.5 at 152 lb
plug the numbers in yourself:
http://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/guidelines/obesity/BMI/bmicalc.htm
what's your BMI?
plug the numbers in yourself:
http://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/guidelines/obesity/BMI/bmicalc.htm
what's your BMI?
OnyxOverdrive
stealth ninja
22.4
quid quo pro - now tell yours.
quid quo pro - now tell yours.
jack
The Legendary Troll King
jack
The Legendary Troll King
She's probably a 30, which is why she ain't saying too much.
eloisel
Forever Empress E
I never agreed to quid pro quo or quid quo pro.
You wouldn't believe me anyway.
The truth doesn't jive with how you prefer to perceive me.
And, you aren't pretty enough, rich enough, smart enough, funny enough, or enough of anything else of interest to me for me to care what you think about my weight.
That being said, I would need to change my weight by exactly 2 lbs. to be considered normal weight.
To figure that, first you have to determine my height and then you need to determine if it is a positive or a negative.
For pointers on my height - compared to everyone else in my family I am short and in comparison to the female population in general I am not short, tall or of average height. I'm taller if I stand on a phone book, wear heels, or both.
My father told me the measure of a person is from the neck up and as long as my feet touch the ground I am tall enough.
I have discovered the neck up measurement rule to be profound.
As long as my doctor is pleased with me - and he is - I don't feel the need to do anything about my weight.
So, quid pro and quo that.
In triplicate.
Quack ... quack... quack.
You wouldn't believe me anyway.
The truth doesn't jive with how you prefer to perceive me.
And, you aren't pretty enough, rich enough, smart enough, funny enough, or enough of anything else of interest to me for me to care what you think about my weight.
That being said, I would need to change my weight by exactly 2 lbs. to be considered normal weight.
To figure that, first you have to determine my height and then you need to determine if it is a positive or a negative.
For pointers on my height - compared to everyone else in my family I am short and in comparison to the female population in general I am not short, tall or of average height. I'm taller if I stand on a phone book, wear heels, or both.
My father told me the measure of a person is from the neck up and as long as my feet touch the ground I am tall enough.
I have discovered the neck up measurement rule to be profound.
As long as my doctor is pleased with me - and he is - I don't feel the need to do anything about my weight.
So, quid pro and quo that.
In triplicate.
Quack ... quack... quack.
eloisel
Forever Empress E
You wish. We'd get along better if I were. You know - birds of a feather flock together. Kind of like you and VKD-OO-BN.
However, your life is all about flitting from one message board to another, or being kicked from one to the other, being an asshole for fun and games. My life isn't.
I know you know what I'm about to say but I'm about to go out for the evening. I'll be at work tomorrow and then I'm going out tomorrow evening too. Saturday and Sunday I'm pretty busy all day both days. So, don't cry when I don't respond to you right away. K.
However, your life is all about flitting from one message board to another, or being kicked from one to the other, being an asshole for fun and games. My life isn't.
I know you know what I'm about to say but I'm about to go out for the evening. I'll be at work tomorrow and then I'm going out tomorrow evening too. Saturday and Sunday I'm pretty busy all day both days. So, don't cry when I don't respond to you right away. K.
OnyxOverdrive
stealth ninja
funny how you claim you don't care one iota what we think of your weight, and then proceed with a lengthy attempt to convince us you're 'normal weight'
OnyxOverdrive
stealth ninja
ducking the challenge?
OnyxOverdrive
stealth ninja
if you want me to believe this guy is a real-life, bricks-and-mortar boyfriend and not just an e-boyfriend, you need to cough up the proof....
OnyxOverdrive
stealth ninja
I wonder if her violent-ex hubby (yeah remember him?) knows about this new man....
guess I'll go ask him.... :smfgrin:
guess I'll go ask him.... :smfgrin:
OnyxOverdrive
stealth ninja
doesn't have to be the Eiffel Tower. The Sorbonne in Paris will do....
That's Paris, France - not Paris, Texas btw.
Maybe you'll bump into Alex Buchet.... :::laughing:::
That's Paris, France - not Paris, Texas btw.
Maybe you'll bump into Alex Buchet.... :::laughing:::
Filthy Whore
Mad Arse Face
You're starting to come across sort of stalkerish.
OnyxOverdrive
stealth ninja
eloisel
Forever Empress E
VKD-OO-BN has been stalking me for years. That is no joke or an exaggeration. He has harassed me at work, stolen my daughter's wedding pictures, plastered my personal information all over the place. He has stolen other people's identities in an attempt to convince me he is someone he is not. He has attempted to have me murdered. He should be in jail. Unfortunately, the only way I could make that happen is to destroy something I don't wish to destroy in the process.
eloisel
Forever Empress E
At some point in time you will understand that I'm the one that controls the action here. You can demand all you want but it is my choice to comply... or string you along. Cat is good avatar for you as you are very easy to string along. Look at you following this same string for a couple of years. Maybe a cat isn't such a good avatar after all. At some point the cat would find something else to play with.