Steve Samurai Jack Riddles

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What's Steve Samurai Jack's favorite bookstore?

Borders :D
 

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What do you call Steve Samurai Jack without a lawnmower?

Unemployed :p

Don't forget to tip your waiter!
 

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When you see Steve Samurai Jack riding a bike, what should you do?

Chase after him! It's probably yours!

:bigass:
 

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Why does Steve Samurai Jack always re-fry his beans?

Have you ever seen Wilson get it right the first time?

:)
 

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What do you call Steve Samurai Jack in a duplex?

Adopted!
 

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What's the difference between a picnic table and Steve Samurai Jack?

A picnic table can feed and support a family of five!
 

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What do Steve Samurai Jack and vending machines have in common?

The both steal your money, and don't work.
 

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What does Steve Samurai Jack call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

Nacho cheese, of course!
 

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How does Steve Samurai Jack know he's hungry?

His ass stops itching.
 

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Did you hear about that one Mexican that went to college?

Yeah.. me neither.
 

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What do you call a group of white people pushing a car up a hill?

WHITE POWER!!

What do you call a group of black people pushing a car up a hill?

BLACK POWER!

What do you call Steve Samurai Jack pushing a car up a hill?

GRAND THEFT AUTO!!!
 
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