Stoners announce plans to insiste that "pipe wee" in LOTR was really cannabis...

[Yub]

By "Lucky Charms" do you mean virginity and innocence?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Were any of us ever truly innocent?

 

[Cassie]

NO HE ACTUALLY STOLE MY LUCKY CHARMS THE BASTARD.

 

[Yub]

Then who stole your virginity and innocence?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Bradshaw.

 

[Cassie]

I still have my innocence and virginity. I keep them in a jar under my bed next to the peni floating in formaldehyde.

 

[Yub]

How many penii?

 

[Cassie]

WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?

 

[Yub]

I was wondering how many men you have humbled in that fashion.

 

[Cassie]

Oh.. nosy. Come over and you can count them yourself.

 

[Yub]

And have you drug the tea and cut off my penis? No chance until I become invulnerable to all sleepy drugs!

 

[Cassie]

DON'T BE SCARED!

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL THERE'S A GIRL ON THE INTERNET, QUICK, ASK HER INAPPROPRIATE QUESTIONS!

 

[The Dork Lord]

IT'S A TRAP!

 

[Gagh]

Tolkien taught Palpatine all he knew.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Darth Tolkien the Wise.