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Stoners announce plans to insiste that "pipe wee" in LOTR was really cannabis...

By "Lucky Charms" do you mean virginity and innocence?
 
Were any of us ever truly innocent?
 
NO HE ACTUALLY STOLE MY LUCKY CHARMS THE BASTARD.
 
Then who stole your virginity and innocence?
 
Bradshaw.
 
I still have my innocence and virginity. I keep them in a jar under my bed next to the peni floating in formaldehyde.
 
How many penii?
 
WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?
 
I was wondering how many men you have humbled in that fashion.
 
Oh.. nosy. Come over and you can count them yourself.
 
And have you drug the tea and cut off my penis? No chance until I become invulnerable to all sleepy drugs!
 
DON'T BE SCARED!
 
LOL THERE'S A GIRL ON THE INTERNET, QUICK, ASK HER INAPPROPRIATE QUESTIONS!
 
Tolkien taught Palpatine all he knew.
 
Darth Tolkien the Wise.
 
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