Donovan
beer, I want beer
So my mother forwards every stoopid mass joke that comes her way and most of them are redneck or anti-Obama but some are not bad. Such as...
A woman agrees to watch her neighbors dogs for a weekend, unaware that they are a male/female pair and not fixed. Sure enough in the middle of the night she hears horrible howls and cries and gets up from bed to find them stuck together in postsex, with the male dog completely unable to free himself.
Horrified, she calls her veterinarian at home and asks him how to get the two dogs free of each other. The vet is silent for a moment then says " hang up the phone and place it next to the dogs. I'll call back. The ringing will distract the male and his erection will gp away. Then he can get free."
The woman says "Will that really work?"
The doctor says "it did on me."
A woman agrees to watch her neighbors dogs for a weekend, unaware that they are a male/female pair and not fixed. Sure enough in the middle of the night she hears horrible howls and cries and gets up from bed to find them stuck together in postsex, with the male dog completely unable to free himself.
Horrified, she calls her veterinarian at home and asks him how to get the two dogs free of each other. The vet is silent for a moment then says " hang up the phone and place it next to the dogs. I'll call back. The ringing will distract the male and his erection will gp away. Then he can get free."
The woman says "Will that really work?"
The doctor says "it did on me."