STOP TAKING MY ARCADE HIGH SCORES

[headvoid]

Jack hires teams of small indonesian boys to take all the high scores.

 

[CaptainWacky]

At least he's not using them for sex!

 

[Mentalist]

All I know is that I scored such a perfect game in 501 Darts that it's fucking impossible to take that high score off me.

 

[jack]

I hate bingo, drives me bugfuck

 

[headvoid]

He didn't deny the Indonesian boys.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

All I know is that I scored such a perfect game in 501 Darts that it's fucking impossible to take that high score off me.

Yes, THANKS FOR THAT -- I was just getting half-good at that one.

 

[Tisiphone]

I get soooooooo close with bingo, Jack. But then the last five numbers they call I don't have, and I just need two for a blackout.

COME THE FUCK ON BRIDGET

 

[jack]

I loved the arcade...

 

[CaptainWacky]

I miss the days when we were all playing Plants V Zombies and I had a high score which NOBODY could beat (because nobody else thought to watch a walkthrough on youtube like I did, I guess.) I remember thinking the Boomstick game was genuinely good but maybe it only felt that way because it was on a message board arcade. And, of course, my first love: Chopper Challenge. I still have the muscle memory of tapping that mouse just right.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Nobody wants to take the time to convert all Flash games to HTML5 or whatever other format is trendy, and Flash is now an outlaw on most systems.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE HTML5 GAMES OR WAHTEVER THE TRENDY FORMAT IS, STARTING WITH CHOPPER CHALLENGE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I JUST WANT EGYPTIAN SLOTS AND ALL THE PINGU/YETI GAMES BACK NARF

 

[CaptainWacky]

HAMBIL COULD DO IT.