STOP TALKING TOO

[CaptainWacky]

life is wrong

 

[Dr Dave]

I'm smelling your breath before you cut me open!

why would you do that?

 

[CaptainWacky]

for me anyway

 

[Dr Dave]

Our natural state is to be dead.

 

[CaptainWacky]

so I said

 

[Dr Dave]

It was a good quote.

 

[CaptainWacky]

yeah

 

[The Dork Lord]

I'm sick of all this death

I want to live again

 

[CaptainWacky]

You can only live while you're alive.

 

[The Dork Lord]

well...it's more fun that way...

 

[Cassie]

Unless you're a zombie

 

[Dr Dave]

damn zombies!

 

[CaptainWacky]

don't like outside stimulus

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm tired.

The suburbs are full of mosquitos.

My sister made a pitcher of Cosmopolitans today. They were good.

Liza Minnelli's voice was nowhere to be found in my head. Which let me know I was in reality and not MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO TIN ROOF RUSTED MESOPOTAMIA DIRTY BACK ROAD 53 MILES WEST OF VENUS BONC!

 

[The Dork Lord]

BANG BANG BANG

ON THE DOOR BABY!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I was at a karaoke bar with my family last night and I sang Love Shack with my two sisters. We rocked. I do a mean Fred Schneider.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I did that song

with a chick

I later dated

good times

 

[I Love Cunt]

I was at a karaoke bar with my family last night and I sang Love Shack with my two sisters. We rocked. I do a mean Fred Schneider.

Me too dude!
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>_>

I also do somewhat of a strange impression of Chef and his Salty Balls Song.