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STOP TALKING TOO

life is wrong
 
The Dork Lord said:
I'm smelling your breath before you cut me open!

why would you do that?
 
for me anyway
 
Our natural state is to be dead.
 
so I said
 
It was a good quote.
 
I'm sick of all this death

I want to live again
 
You can only live while you're alive.
 
well...it's more fun that way...
 
Unless you're a zombie
 
damn zombies!
 
don't like outside stimulus
 
I'm tired.

The suburbs are full of mosquitos.

My sister made a pitcher of Cosmopolitans today. They were good.

Liza Minnelli's voice was nowhere to be found in my head. Which let me know I was in reality and not MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO TIN ROOF RUSTED MESOPOTAMIA DIRTY BACK ROAD 53 MILES WEST OF VENUS BONC!
 
BANG BANG BANG

ON THE DOOR BABY!
 
I was at a karaoke bar with my family last night and I sang Love Shack with my two sisters. We rocked. I do a mean Fred Schneider.
 
I did that song

with a chick

I later dated

good times
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
I was at a karaoke bar with my family last night and I sang Love Shack with my two sisters. We rocked. I do a mean Fred Schneider.

Me too dude!
<_<
>_>

I also do somewhat of a strange impression of Chef and his Salty Balls Song.
 
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