CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"WHOOO! I love cheese," said Ric, at the new cheese delivery arrived. The Rock laughed.
"I know, lover," he said, kissing Ric on the neck. The cheese delivery man laughed.
"I can't believe two of the most famous wrestlers of all time have set up a cheese shop in rural England!" he said.
"It took us a while, but we found true love...together," said the Rock. "I'm 47, Ric's 70! Time is previous. We want to spend it all together."
"WHOOOO, you're getting me hot, big boy!" said Flair, strutting up and down then droppig an elbow on the cheese.
"Don't elbow drop the cheese, baby," said The Rock. He couldn't help but laugh. He loved Ric, eccentricities and all.
"WHOOOO, love gets me carried away!" said Ric.
"Don't want your heart getting carried away," said The Rock.
"WHOOO, it got carried away when I gave up pussy for you, stallion!" said Flair.
"Umm, can I leave?" said the cheese delivery man. "You locked me in."
"Oh, sorry," said the Rock. "Bet you thought we were going to rape you or something."
"What? No! Why would I think that?"
"Because of John Cena getting arrested for rape."
"Yeah, I can't believe he raped the Queen. She's 104! But yeah, he's not gay. I know gays don't rape."
The Rock and Flair looked at each other and laughed. The cheese delivery man left.
"WHOOO, life is great!" said Ric. The Rock put his arm around him.
"It sure is, lover, it sure is," he said.
It was a week later that Paul Robinson (he legally changed his name to that after going insane) rode into town with his Natalie Portman-shaped robot of death. It was the evil laughter that The Rock and Ric heard first, it woke them up, even though they were worn out from a lengthy love making session.
"Damn, who is that...shit, it's that Australian, Paul Robinson!" said the Rock, looking out the window.
"The guy from Neighbours?" said Flair. "He got fired five years ago for murdering Doctor Karl Kennedy! Both in real life and on the show, WHOOO!"
"Well he's here now...and is that Natalie Portman?!"
"WHOOO, she's hot!"
"Ric!"
"Sorry, I still love the pussy a little. I can't make my love of pussy disappear after seventy years, baby."
"I know, I know, even I crave some Portman pussy sometimes...it's not her anyway, it's a robot shaped like her."
"Weird."
"It's saying something..."
The Portman-shaped robot was indeed speaking.
"MY MASTER, THE LORD OF AUSTRALIA PAUL ROBINSON, DEMANDS ALL THE CHEESE IN RURAL ENGLAND," it said, in a horrible mechanical voice.
"No way!" said Flair, jumping up. "Not without paying, whooo!"
"THEN YOU SHALL DIE AT MY ROBOT HANDS," said Portman and she jumped from street level right through their bedroom window. "YOU FIRST, OLD MAN..."
"Back off!" said The Rock, and he gave the Portman robot a Rock Bottom. But it got right back up. "It no sold like Hogan!"
"DIE DIE, DIE AND DIE," it said, grabbing the Rock around the neck...until Flair grabbed its legs and put it in the figure four.
"WHOOO, I've got her, Rock! Give the bitch the people's elbow, right on her power core!"
The Rock raised the people's eyebrow in approval, then dropped the people's elbow, right onto the robot's power core, which exploded!
"We did it!" said The Rock, kissing Flair passionately.
"Strewth!" said Paul Robinson, turning his horse around. "Guess I'll have to get my cheese somewhere else. BUT YOU HAVEN'T SEE THE LAST OF ME!"
It was then that Susan Kennedy came ploughing into Robinson in a snow plough.
"DIE YOU HEARTLESS, ONE-LEGGED NEWSPAPER TYCOON!" she screamed. "DIE FOR MY HUSBAND KARL!"
"WHOOO!" said Flair. "He's dead!"
"That's ironic, since I feel so alive," said the Rock. "Alive...and ready to fuck."
He took Flair's man boobs in his mouth and licked his sensitive nipples.
"Whoo," said Flair, as he melted onto the bed. "Whooo."
