STORY FOR THE DAY (FRIDAY)

[CaptainWacky]

Definitely not.

 

[Cassie]

Great robot story Wacky

 

[headvoid]

Even I knew that wasn't about him, what a twat.

Now, how about that the explosion was actually like the universe in the mind of stephen "lapdance for me baby" hawking and it therefore got to a critical distance before returning inextricabally to the EXACT SAME SPOT.

Or maybe a team of small indonesian boys put the robot back together again, but accidentally but quite a bit of the stuart character inside him, and fun ensues in a very farrelly brothers way?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Stephen Hawking recently confessed that all that stuff he said about black holes "may have been a load of bollocks, to be honest." Then he fapped off over Janelle from Neighbours.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Which involves pressing the FAP key repeatedly on his speech pad.

 

[headvoid]

he should have written a book about Janelle and a troop of small indonesian boys. I tell you, I might have finished the fuckin book then.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The zebra did it!

 

[headvoid]

Is that the end of the hawking book? You've spoiled it for me?!??!?!?!??!

 

[Cassie]

Use the blackhole to slingshot back in time then remember not to click on this thread.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HIS WIFE POLISHES HIS KNOB...THE KNOB ON HIS WHEELCHAIR, THAT IS.

 

[Gagh]

B-4 TO DANCE THE MACARENA FOR THE POPE THIS CHRISTMAS?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Nothing but blue skies...

 

[CaptainWacky]

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