Alnschloss K'Bentayr (or AKB as the human crewmembers had nicked-named him) continued with his security patrol despite feeling ill. It was a new sensation for him, his species had long ago wiped out all diseases on their home planet of Monchezke and nobody there ever got sick. But since coming into space it had been known for them to contract human or Vulcan diseases and AKB summised that that must have happened to him. Perhaps it was even what the humans called the "common cold". Despite having cured most diseases, humans still suffered from that. In fact, AKB remembered seeing George Kirk wiping his nose just the other day...
Ah, Geroge Kirk. So dreamy.
No! AKB could not allow himself to think that way. George Kirk was a warried man. AKB's species did not marry, and certainly would not marry a FEMALE of all things, but he could not judge the practices of others. For whatever reason George Kirk loved that disgusting human female and helped with the car of their young son, James.
But not as much as AKB cared about George. How could he, how could George possibly feel the type of love for a female that AKB felt for him?
AKB felts his three penises growing erect. Damn it, not now! He was on patrol. But nothing ever happened on the Kelvin, it was a boring ship. The only time AKB had had to use his security skills was when Ensign Board still Ensign Lynch's recipe for cookies! Stupid humans. AKB slid into a Jeffries' tube to masturbate.
He thought about James, his blond hair, his rippling muscles, the sound of his human male voice, his tight buttocks OH GODS THE BUTTOCKS, AKB's first penis climaxed and the second followed, he tried to hold out on the third for as long as possible, he thought about disgusting things like mutilated tribbles and human females, yeah, he was making it last, but then he thought about George OH GEORGE, OH FUCKING GEORGE he ejaculated from the third penis...right as the hatch leading into the tube opened.
His cumshot hit George Kirk right in the face.
"What the fuck!? AKB, what is this stuff!?"
"Umm...I have a human cold," said AKB.
"This is snot? You just sneezed?"
"Yes, officer Kirk, that is...umm, correct."
"What are those three things..."
"Nothing! Not every species keeps its nose in the same place, you know!"
"I guess not...well, if you're sick, you should go to Doctor Phlox the third."
"I wanted to complete my patrol first."
"Very noble, but I don't see any crimes being commited around here."
"Still, it something did happen..."
"How about this. How about I complete your patrol for you?"
"That would be...I would be most thankful, officer Kirk."
"Please, call me George."
"Okay...George."
"Now get to sickbay, silly."
"Yes master."
"What?"
"I mean, yes George."
As AKB headed off, George couldn't help but check out his alien ass. What would his wife think if she found out he was into alien porn!? What would happen if she found his secret stash? What if JAMES found it? To know that he was bisexual but also bi-special! It could end his marriage. Yet that was part of the appeal, the danger. He always hid his collection in a place where there was a small chance his wife could find it. Yeah, that got him so hot.
He decided he'd imagine AKB's sexy ass while banging his wife tonight. It would make a change from imagining a Klingon's forehead.
