Story for Whisky (Saturday)

[CaptainWacky]

I'd like you to combine elements of STIII and generations to make a story about a klingon bastard who kills the sun

"Approaching the Terran sun, captain!" said Ensign K'Toast.

"Good, good," said Captain Nosebastard. "Fire sun destroying super weapon!"

"Aye aye...captain, there's a problem!"

"What?"

"It's Wacky sir...he can't think of anything to write!"

"What a bastard!"

"Aye, captain. Firing anway."

"K'Plah!"

"Yes captain...umm, won't we die when the sun explodes?"

"I guess."

"Shit."

 

[Loktar]

RED ALERT! FOURTH WALL HAS BEEN BREACHED!

 

[whisky]

short but sweet

 

[CaptainWacky]

I just couldn't do it.