Stout Yeoman of the Bar!

[Mentalist]

I'll have two of what Gagh is drinking please!

 

[Gagh]

AND A SMALL RAPE OF RAND

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND MY AXE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

AND SOME POACHED EGGS ON TOAST, HOLD EGGS MAYO LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do you ever like mayo? Or is that LACTOSE?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF MAYONNAISE DOES NOT CONTAIN ANY MILK PRODUCTS.

Mayonnaise is a thick, creamy sauce or dressing that is made of oil, egg yolks, lemon juice or vinegar, and seasonings. It's not the same as salad dressing, which doesn't contain egg yolks and is generally sweeter than mayonnaise.

History of Mayo
Mayonnaise was invented in 1756 by the French chef of the Duc de Richelieu. After the Duc beat the British at Port Mahon, his chef created a victory feast that was to include a sauce made of cream and eggs. Realizing that there was no cream in the kitchen, the chef substituted olive oil for the cream and a new culinary creation was born. The chef named the new sauce "Mahonnaise" in honor of the Duc's victory.

THANK YOU DUC DE RICHELIEU!

 

[CaptainWacky]

SO YOUR NAME ISN'T AN IRONIC FORM OF TORTURE AFTER ALL!

 

[The Question]

O Irony (in the form of a pipe to the knoggin!)

 

[Mentalist]

I actually have a serious mayonnaise addiction. I go crazy if it's not in the house.

 

[jack]

Me too, and I mix tons of mayonnaise into my eggs to make egg salad, plus slather it on the bread too.

I love mayo on everything. Lettuce and tomato sandwiches with salt and mayo. Peanut butter and mayo.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why would you even think I did?

 

[Mentalist]

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[CaptainWacky]

fucking sweet

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I need a Guinness. Haven't had one in a dog's age.

 

[curiousa2z]

it's good for you!

 

[Cassie]

MMMMMMAYONNAISE!

 

[The Tomtrek]

GONNA POST SOME COLT IN THIS THREAD WITH "YEOMAN" IN IT.



BONUS:

 

[CaptainWacky]

CAPTAIN KIRK to the rescue!?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Why is it shocking that Captain Kirk would come to the rescue? I mean, he's not a pussy like Picard!