Strip Poker

[Caitriona]

OK, here is a bet.

In a cyber game of strip poker, who will be the last one to remove his/her clothing.

heeheehee... and the game has to be played in this thread. I have the final word on cheating, so don't cheat.

The rules.......... We don't need no stinking rules. I'll make them up as we go along.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I'm naked now. So... you know.. Don't bet on me.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

You'll never guess where I'm hiding that extra Ace...

 

[Caitriona]

I'm naked now. So... you know.. Don't bet on me.

OK I won't

 

[Caitriona]

You'll never guess where I'm hiding that extra Ace...

If I tie you up, I'll bet I can find it.

 

[BlazerBoy]

I was naked before the game started, so I'll just watch and wait for the winner.

 

[Caitriona]

Oops I knew I forgot someone. But naked it good, can I have pics please?

 

[Kerb Crawler]

If I tie you up, I'll bet I can find it.

You just raised me... um, I mean the bet.

*throws in extra chips*

What's a fella have to do to get a drink around here?

 

[Kerb Crawler]

*takes off cape*

The mask stays on, though.

 

[Caitriona]

The mask stays huh? We'll see about that.

**throws in her bet and raises**

 

[Kerb Crawler]

*doesn't even blink*

I see your bet.

 

[Caitriona]

**lays down her hand**

Full boat... Jacks and eights!!!!

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Shit... all I had was a pair of Queens. And that Ace.

*removes oversized Championship belt*

 

[Gagh]

Fuck this

*Strips everything off and rounds round in tight little circles yelling 'woohoo!'*

 

[Caitriona]

Which is exactly why I didn't bet on you...

 

[RobL]

I bet for Cait, because she's making the rules, and MM, because you should never bet against the owner.

 

[Caitriona]

I wondered if anyone would catch on to that...

 

[RobL]

^ I'm kind of sharp like that.

 

[RobL]

Sometimes, that is.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Well, I considered all that... however - MM and Cait are FUN. And can be plied. Eventually.