Stupid Friend of Mines.....

[starguard]

Man's name is Moricye. Guy has a problem with women, but doesn't think that he is to blame. Today we were testing a battery in a car when the following happens..

Woman comes walking along the opposite side of the street and says:

Woman: Hi Mordicye

Morticye: Hi Greta

Morticye: Hey Greta, when are you gonna give me some pussy?

Woman: Fuck You!


...and yet he wonders why he is still single

 

[Loktar]

Maybe you misheard and he was actually trying to adopt a cat.

Woman: Hi Mordicye

Morticye: Hi Greta

Morticye: Hey Greta, when are you gonna give me the pussy?

Woman: Friday around two!

 

[SaintLucifer]

Man's name is Moricye. Guy has a problem with women, but doesn't think that he is to blame. Today we were testing a battery in a car when the following happens..

Woman comes walking along the opposite side of the street and says:

Woman: Hi Mordicye

Morticye: Hi Greta

Morticye: Hey Greta, when are you gonna give me some pussy?

Woman: Fuck You!


...and yet he wonders why he is still single

So, instead, he should waste his hard-earned money wining and dining the bitch until she comes around to his way of thinking, as in giving him some snatch? I like his style. He gets right to the point. No mess, no fuss and no bullshit. Saves himself a lot of cash too. Fuck the bitch.

 

[jack]

this is really a dumb fucking thread.

I see why Luci felt compelled to post in it.

 

[starguard]

Mordicye can sometimes be just as strange (and humerous) as lucy.