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Stupid people from IMDB

Kevin Smith baiting - one of these idiots fave passtimes!

I like Kevin's films, and I did meet him ever so briefly at the opening
of the Stash in Westwood - he seemed like a good guy, signed some stuff for me, and actually thanked me for waiting 6 hours to get in.
But jeepers, in nearly everything I've seen him in as far as commentary
and live Q&A's, he just seems REEEALLY pretentious. In the most
recent Q&A done at the Arclight for "Mallrats", he seemed like a real
jerk, the way he responded to some of the questions. Maybe he's getting sick and tired of fans. Sometimes it's hard to tell if he's joking or if he's
being totally serious, with some of the stuff he says. I do know that he's getting too old for the "dick-pussy-fart" humor seems to be a dominant factor in his personality. It's fine in your teens and 20s, but c'mon, the guy is 35. Time to let a bit of that stuff go. Of course, 99% of us have our off days and can be pricks. Does anyone know this guy well, and IS he nice, or not? Does he talk the same way to close friends like Jason Lee and Affleck the same way he talks to everyone else? I'm guessing not, but I could be wrong.
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i was watching an evening with kevin last night he talked about not be coming pauly shore well guess what kevin you have your movies have been great but what the *beep* not making the green hornet film to make clerks 2 thats *beep* and to this i say *beep* you man up make something different from anything you have made before cause a 40 year old pot smokeing loser has gotten old i hope this message finds you cause as much as i have loved your films in the past i say *beep* clerks 2 *beep* you
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"He kind of started a special olympics for independent film"-David Gordon Green

That's how I feel about Kevin Smith, he's dumbing down the popular tastes with his self conscious talky comic book lovin' *beep* The guy can't direct a picture worth a damn even though he works with fantastic crews, great DPs, and large budgets and yet he won't give it up to live a life of screenwriting because he would have to give up his stature as a self aggrandizing iconoclast douchebag. I'd like to punch him in his fat f ucking head.

He got fired from a FLETCH SEQUEL, if that doesn't tell you about how hard this guy probably is to work with and how wholly untalented he is than I don't know what will.

And he's EVERYWHERE, you can't avoid him, popping up in cameos, defending or promoting his celebrity douchebag friends.

And look at the *beep* he talked about Tim Burton (including a RIDICULOUS allegation that Burton stole from Kevin's stupid comic books that nobody but 30 year old virgins read in their mother's basements), and Paul Thomas Anderson, at least PTA took the high road and was friendly to the jerk as Kevin even said as much himself, I bet when he was walking away from the conversation he was just thinking "God what a fat stupid piece of *beep*
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shut up, ok do u kno britney? no i dont thiknn so, you only her by the media, and the nagative that is put out there, don't even begin to judge her before you kno her, wake up and get a life, and stop trashing hers, cause you kno nothing about her life!
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Yeah!!!


You tell em girlfriend none of us know what its like to have a tiny small white freak as a pet.


Oh, and that dog is prety weird as well.
 
Or Daniel Craig!

hes the WORST guy to play this...Bond is suppose to be charming, youthful (not young) looking, charasmatic, blah blah blah...this guy looks like hes one foot in the grave...i hope he does a good job...im s big fan of james bond!!!!
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Yes! That's Right! - HE IS THE WORST GUY THEY COULD HAVE CHOSEN! Personally, I would have gone with Kenny Baker, or Tony Todd - THEY FIT THE BILL IMHO OMFG!!!!!@!@!@@!

Ok this is wat i read in the paper this morning, apparently on set in his dressing room, craig has asked for baby oil and nail files, and because of this they think he's gay?!! For god sakes people, he just likes to look good!
I also read the craig was spotted naked by 2 women, by accident, he apparently opened the door to his trailer wanting some fresh air naked (as it is so hot were he's filming), and to his suprise 2 women caught him! They are now sayin he has a very large man hood. Wish i'd of bin there, lucky things! xoxoxoxox
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OMG CELEBROTY NOOOOZ!!!! OMFG BIG COCK NOT GAY SWOOOOOON!!!

Get a Life you bunch of sad f ucking F at f ucks. It's only a film you bunch of pricks. Daniel Craig is one of Britains best actors and your a bunch of saps who wouldn't recognise quality if it landed on you dick end!
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pomgmgmgm!!! YEAH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKE YOU!!!!

Daniel Craigs statement about his disdain for firearms is inappropriate for actor portraying James Bond. He is a poor choice for the role. The dudes a moron![/QUOTE

fuck yeah!!)!_!)_!))! ANY BOND ACTOR MUST WANT TO NUKE THE INNOCENT WITH SHOTGUNS!)!!)(!)(!)!

Who the hell is he to say he's against male nudity in films, his-own or others? You'd have to strip him to find something sexy about him - maybe he has a nice butt or SOME muscles somewhere... This guy is just ugly, dumb, and yeah - a loser. Which means, dramatically, he'll be just fine as James Bond. But he's too damn ugly to be charming!
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yeah! FUCK YOU CRAIG?!>!?!>?!

Move over Lazenby! You're no longer the "worst Bond ever." That plum goes to Mr. Craig and his weak front teeth.
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fuck yeah! HE'S NOT EVEN PLAYED HIM YET BUT HE SUXORZ!!!!

He's more like James Bald...
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YEAH! UGLY! BLONDE! NO HAIR! TOOTHLESS! FUCK YOU CRAIG!!!

Oh my god! I never got a good look at this guy- what is this schmo doing as the new James Bond! I am utterly shocked aftering seeing a good picture of him.. He could never be James Bond! No offence to the man but hes old and definately not the best looking.. hell no where near the best looking! I could be a better James Bond than this guy! An American actor would even be better- even with a terrible british accent! Im rambling... anyway im just utterly shocked... This guy is nothin compared to Pierce Brosnan.
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WHAT A TOSSER LOL!!
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I saw the beginning of the movie wen i was lik six with mi mom but then left because the clown scared mi so much and wen i was lik 11 som one brought the movie up and my house is quite scary i swear that ghost are living in this house and everytime i go in the back bedroom i get scared because its so dark and im such a loser because wen i was little i also was watchin the goosebumps show with mi cousin and i though that It and the lawn gnomes from goosebumps were gonna be back there trying to kill mi. lol. i noe wat a loser.
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On Scalett being named sexiest woman in the world...

SJ must have bribed or swindled her on to that list. Either that or the list makers have a fat fetish.
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Lots of good quotes from the ScarJo board about that list actually BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME
 
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