stupid tiny dot flies

[whisky]

If you have to be in my house, do you have to spend all your time there either:

A) trying to land on my food
B) trying to land in my drinks
C) hovering about an inch from my face

Fuck off!

 

[CaptainWacky]

How do you know they're stupid?

 

[Dr Dave]

Wacky has a good point.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Thank you.

 

[starguard]

How do you know they're stupid?

because they like eating garbage and shit!

 

[CaptainWacky]

So?

 

[whisky]

I was thinking that since their whole body is smaller than a dot, then their brain is a fraction of a dot, and how clever can a fly be whose brain is smaller than a fraction of a dot?

 

[Cassie]

EXTERMINATE

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

because they like eating garbage and shit!

That explains why they are hovering around his face.

 

[whisky]

Hey, what do you know, there is someone with a smaller brain than a dot fly after all.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Smart enough to fly, SOMETHING WE HUMANS HAVEN'T MASTERED.

 

[Yub]

When you've got wings and weigh next to nothing, flying isn't exactly rocket science.