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Sucking My Own Dick

The Dork Lord

The Dork Lord

Whipping Boy
It's not a dead horse anymore.

It's glue.

You can stop beating it now.
 
I mean really...don't believe the hype.
 
Unless you want to buy a bridge or something...
 
I heard Marylin Manson had a rib removed so he could do precisely that.
 
ALSO: He played Paul in The Wonder Years...
 
And GULLIBLE isn't in the dictionary ;)
 
I guess if I came in my own face, then punched myself in the nose, I'd give myself a jelly donut.
 
k?????
 
I threw my back out.

Sucking my own dick :(
 
The Dork Lord said:
I threw my back out.

Sucking my own dick :(
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You watched that Will Ferrell skit on SNL too much didn't you?

You need a few more years of yoga I guess.;)
 
Is something wrong with your hands?
 
Yeah. They're not my mouth!
 
Have you ever tried giving yourself a 'stranger'?
 
You mean like sucking my own dick righjt after I got back from the dentist, so it feels like someone else is doing it?

Tried it once; almost choked to death :(
 
:shock: TMI
 
:puke:
 
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