Suess for spam and karma.

[Blindgroping]

write if you will.
If you drink, don't spill.
follow the way of Seuss!
Post yer spam,
I don't damn!
simple rhymes with Moose!
yet it's all for fun,
(maybe not Attila the hun!)
no one gets a noose,
so write yer verse,
envision a nurse,
and let it loose!

 

[curiousa2z]

we do not want green eggs and ham
we're happy with our MF spam
we do not care who thinks our spam is bland
put them in the dumpster on Cassie's land!

 

[Mirah]

My hand, your land
thats all the spam
I have Maam

 

[Tisiphone]

To understand this MF land
Let's take a tour of the crazy hands
Which type the spam with quick finesse
And make us feel we're all the best

Cassie is quite sassy
She knows how to be classy
Wacky loves the pretty girls
They always put him in a twirl
Tomtrek's all about a gal named Michelle
He often wonders where she dwells
Dr. Dave has the prescribed skills
To supply us MFers with the bestest pills
Eggsy, well, he likes the boys
Often wishes he had a lot of them as toys
Mentalist is quite the stud
Never has he been a dud
Loktar, curiousa2z, Ishcabittle
Never are they full of dribble

And these are just a few of the spammers
Who make this forum ripe with glamour

 

[Blindgroping]

Excellent people, well done.
now get'a'cracking and have more fun!
Fill your spam.
talk about ham,
mock the Son of Sam.
Do it between a loaf and a bun!