Suggest a name for my pen

[starbys]

The pen I will use to create my art. It needs a name. A really bad ass name. Something to make all the other pens cower in fear. Something to justify this blatant copycat thread.

NAME MY PEN.

Otherwise I'll have to send it to www.penisland.com

 

[SilentBtViolent]

"Mark Twain" -- sorry, but it's the only pen name I know.

 

[starbys]

OH THE RICHNESS OF THAT PUN!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Handy McStrokesalot

 

[Dr Dave]

RapePen5000.

 

[The Tomtrek]

GIGANTIC PENIS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Penelope Widmore.

 

[jack]

Call it "Richard Bachman"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Richard Branson

 

[Gagh]

TOXIC SLUT

 

[whisky]

Stinky McInky

 

[Dr Dave]

Starbys, what color inc is in the pen?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes, that information could be vital, bah gawd!

 

[Yub]

FERENGI BONER

 

[CaptainWacky]

Elbis O'Shaughnessy

 

[starbys]

It's a black pen, acid free, .5 mm. Lovely lovely inking pen for making smooth fine lines.

 

[Cock]

name it Jimi Hendrix or James Marshall. for the irony of it being acid free

 

[starbys]

I like Jimi Hendrix so far. MORE NAMES!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jimi Pendrix.