Suggest a name for my penis

[Fuddlemiff]

I suppose Dick Head is too obvious?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think he was a character in Bottom.

 

[The Tomtrek]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQBAOsu2CwQ

 

[CaptainWacky]

The lighting was too dark in that episode.

 

[Yub]

But it had zombie luchadores in it, which makes up for it.

 

[Cock]

call it Eric

 

[Hero1000]

penis

 

[headvoid]

Call it The Truth

and whenever you enter a bedroom you can do the Jack Nicholson speech from a few good men

You can't HANDLE the TRUTH

 

[Yub]

No, because that would make my penis Tom Cruise.Or me Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise would be involved somehow. I really don't want a link between Tom Cruise and my penis. Not at all.

 

[headvoid]

Call it John Barrowman - it pops up everywhere

 

[CaptainWacky]

Call it "another shrimp" and throw it on a BBQ.

 

[starbys]

If Fat Albert gets old you should call it the TEST. So if she does a bad job she FAILS the TEST. GET READY for the BIG TEST, etc. Lots of school girl puns.

 

[Cock]

name it gagh and beat it unmerciful

 

[Yub]

 

[CaptainWacky]

He bangs hot blonds.

 

[starbys]

SOMEONE GET THE MAN A FAN!