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Suggest something for me to do here than will make Cassie mad and kill me

Yub

Yub

Anachrophobic
I LONG FOR DEATH AT THE HANDS OF THE MAIDEN!! Not really.

But I've been doing a swell job at unintentionally annoying Cassie that I figured I might as well try to annoy her and see what happens. Maybe it'll back fire and she'll love me forever and I'll become her second favourite person after the SHAT. Stranger things have been known to happen. THEY HAVE, STOP ROLLING YOUR EYES, MINEFIELD.


I bet this this thread alone is annoying her. Completely unintentional, I assure you.
 
Write her name on your cock then send her a picture of it. *





























* seriously, dont do that.
 
Tell her that you think Helo and Athena are the best characters in BSG and should have their own spin-off series.
 
Have her look at J&L's sig pic:

Star_trek_Captain_Cock.gif
 
Start a Cassie spanking thread.
 
Tell her you believe The Final Frontier was a good film spoiled by Shats performance.
 
Tell her that Shatner was a hack.
 
Tell her McGyver was gay.
 
That's weird. I was just thinking of the "pimple or a boil" line.
 
OMG HOW ANNOYING :rwmad:

just kidding.. I'm not annoyed with you Yub, except for the Ferengi boner thing. It's never a good idea to try and start a catchphrase by telling everyone you are starting a catchphrase, especially when the catchphrase is I HAVE A FERENGI BONER!
 
Now you have to sing the Oscar Myer wiener song.
 
We await the singing.
 
Then take her on Jerry Springer.
 
Cassie said:
OMG HOW ANNOYING :rwmad:

just kidding.. I'm not annoyed with you Yub, except for the Ferengi boner thing. It's never a good idea to try and start a catchphrase by telling everyone you are starting a catchphrase, especially when the catchphrase is I HAVE A FERENGI BONER!
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What about the cellulite thing?
 
You have a wife don't you? Go ask her about her cellulite. I'm surprised she hasn't bashed you over the head with something and buried you in the yard.
 
When a woman says "does this dress make me look fat?" say "BANG BANG!"
 
or bigtime!
 
Name your daughter Cassie.
 
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