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Suggest something for me to do here than will make Cassie mad and kill me

My wife asks me a question about fashion, to wit, 'does this make my butt look fat?', I answer honestly. I give her honest answers to just about everything. Besides, she knows I like a nice juicy butt.
 
IS IT TOO LATE TO MAKE SUGGESTIONS!?

HERE'S WHAT I'D DO:

1. Go to florida.
2. Set off a dirty bomb.
3. Kill hundreds of thousands of people.
4. Gather said people up in a truck.
5. Get a catapult and park it just outside of Cassie's property.
6. Fling dead people across her property, landing just on the other side, and not actually on her property.

BEAUTY PART IS, IT'S NOT REALLY ILLEGAL, BECAUSE YOU NEVER DAMAGE HER PROPERTY, BUT BOY IS SURE ANNOYING TO HAVE DEAD PEOPLE SAILING OVER YOUR BARN DAY AFTER DAY.
 
Aside from the hundreds of thousands of counts of murder I'd be facing.
 
Pffft!
 
I think if I used compressed balls of flaming cow dung, it'd be much better.
 
Quiet you!
 
Is Yub the only thing stopping you from feasting on her blood?
 
The Dork Lord said:
Have her look at J&L's sig pic:

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It was a right-click-save-as of one of my Photobucket dump images from the Badlands.

I would suggest Yub posts that fucking annoying Stargate Teal'C Meme to piss off Cassie.
 
You know hes gunna post the image now...
 
INDEED
 
AND SO IT BEGINS!
 
Gagh said:
It was a right-click-save-as of one of my Photobucket dump images from the Badlands.

I would suggest Yub posts that fucking annoying Stargate Teal'C Meme to piss off Cassie.
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One day i will have the patience to veiw that entire thread through my dial-up...UNLESS IT GETS PURGED/MERGED FIRST!
 
Yub said:
Aside from the hundreds of thousands of counts of murder I'd be facing.
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THEIR LIVES ARE BUT A TRIFLE, WE HAVE A GREATER PURPOSE TO CONSIDER!!!
 
I knew it!
 
It was practically a request!
 
It really wasent.
 
I think it's practically a request for you to stop doing it FOREVER.
 
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