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Damn, I am such an awesome Ninja apprentice - look what PI I've just found out JUST BY MENTIONING PEARS!!
*goes to Göteborg to hunt down the street vendor for more info*

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All you'd find is some arab dude who barely remembers a strapping young lad with an affinity for vodka, swedish club girls and pear juice who payed in gold.

He'll remember if you ask him about the really good looking guy with the cock so big it was obvious though his pants.
 
All you'd find is some arab dude who barely remembers a strapping young lad with an affinity for vodka, swedish club girls and pear juice who payed in gold.

He'll remember if you ask him about the really good looking guy with the cock so big it was obvious though his pants.
Wait a minute, you were having vodka, too? No wonder the pear juice tasted like ambrosia!

As for the rest... yeah, right. I'm totally going go to some dude in front of a club and ask him if he can point me to a really good looking guy with the cock so big it is obvious through his pants. I bet that'll work really well in my favor.
 
Is not the word for pear and prostitute in German easily mixed up? At least our German teacher told us that when he asked for one at the fruit stand.......
 
lol, one is "Birne", the other is "Dirne"... but unless you're in Hamburg St. Pauli, I doubt there are many fruit vendors who'll be confused ;)
 
lol, one is "Birne", the other is "Dirne"... but unless you're in Hamburg St. Pauli, I doubt there are many fruit vendors who'll be confused ;)

So if I go over there and ask for a Birne Dirne, they'll give me a Hoor with a pearshaped ass?
 
I remember that war well. Everybody got worked up, lines were drawn, then your leader came out with an overplayed opening gambit and my pewter queen wound up pregnant. There have been many good times here. *Sigh*

Here is the picture.
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There is another one on this site somewhere from when some trolls hacked my daughter's old blog and got some of her old emo pictures. One is particularly great as someone here added laser beams coming out of her eyes.

Bumped to show that Eloisel is a BIG FAT LIAR

lol
 
Looks like YOU posted that, fatso. You just make this shit up as you go along I guess, eh? by the way who's Jack mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? rofl

Poor victim eloisel...what was that you said about me whining up in QSF?

Looks like you're doing the whining now.

Or should I say....squealing :bigass:
 
I thought you said you were leaving, 8 or 9 goodbyes ago? Yet here you still are, making silly demands that will never be realized, with a big fat pout on your big fat snout.

Pig Princess indeed.
 
Looks like YOU posted that, fatso. You just make this shit up as you go along I guess, eh? by the way who's Jack mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? rofl

Poor victim eloisel...what was that you said about me whining up in QSF?

Looks like you're doing the whining now.

Or should I say....squealing :bigass:

I was getting tired of looking at her ugly mug every time I posted anyway. This av will do until I get bored enough to search through all my pics for a better one.
 
Bet you didn't know there were people with even less self-respect than you. The nasty shit they said to each other...
 
I just find it all really funny dono, always have. It's amazing to me how seriously people take this message board shit.
 
I saw some threads from June of this year where people were stilling ragging on Eloise. That feud must have lasted well over a year. Weirdos.
 
Bet you didn't know there were people with even less self-respect than you. The nasty shit they said to each other...

Ironically i found this thread looking for your avatar pic from tkr on google image search. I was going to make you a famous meme on 9gag.
 
I just find it all really funny dono, always have. It's amazing to me how seriously people take this message board shit.

Yeah I hear some people it so seriously they get butthurt and start their own theme boards....for example an unoriginal board Troll Kingdom Remixed and one dedicated to gymnastic routines or something.
 
Yeah I hear some people it so seriously they get butthurt and start their own theme boards....for example an unoriginal board Troll Kingdom Remixed and one dedicated to gymnastic routines or something.

Is that what spinflippery is? I just assumed it was some sort of asian sex fetish shit.
 
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