Sun story of the day thread!

[CaptainWacky]

We need a thread for the day's best obviously made-up but hilarious story from The Sun!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/music/article2300701.ece

"Stinkin' Radiohead! I’m gonna ruin them, I’m gonna tell everyone."

 

[The Tomtrek]

If Miley Cyrus doesn't get her breasts out as soon as she turns 18 there is literally no reason for her to exist.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's not even hot IMHO.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I was surprised by the photo. Not knowing much about her, I'd assumed hotness was her saving grace, but she's nothing special.

Anyway, an honourable mention today for "Satan's footprints spotted in Devon"
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2317157.ece

 

[CaptainWacky]

Misssed that one! Maybe the Sun will capture Satan!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

She's average-looking, has a voice like a 70-year-old smoker, and no discernable talent.

NEXT!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The Onion: Disney Geneticists Debut New Child Stars

Disney claims its latest batch of child stars is so lifelike, you'll barely be able to tell they have no souls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZgXg_7kVI8

 

[CaptainWacky]

http://www.countervalue.com/2009/03/19/the-sun-grabs-natasha-richardson-as-a-sponsored-link/

The bastards.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Does that mean if we click the link loads of times they'll have to pay up?

 

[CaptainWacky]

PROBABLY

Sun headline of the week was the picture of Josef Fritzel holding a folder to cover his face and the words "PAEDO FILE".