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Sun story of the day thread!

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
If Miley Cyrus doesn't get her breasts out as soon as she turns 18 there is literally no reason for her to exist.
 
She's not even hot IMHO.
 
I was surprised by the photo. Not knowing much about her, I'd assumed hotness was her saving grace, but she's nothing special.

Anyway, an honourable mention today for "Satan's footprints spotted in Devon"
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2317157.ece
 
Misssed that one! Maybe the Sun will capture Satan!
 
She's average-looking, has a voice like a 70-year-old smoker, and no discernable talent.

NEXT!
 
The Onion: Disney Geneticists Debut New Child Stars

Disney claims its latest batch of child stars is so lifelike, you'll barely be able to tell they have no souls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZgXg_7kVI8
 
Does that mean if we click the link loads of times they'll have to pay up?
 
PROBABLY

Sun headline of the week was the picture of Josef Fritzel holding a folder to cover his face and the words "PAEDO FILE".
 
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