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Superkarmafragilisticexpialidocious!

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Tony Randall. Janet Leigh. Jim Backus. Roddy McDowell. Ken Berry. Barely pubescent Richard Dreyfuss. Charlotte Rae. MERV GRIFFIN! DOLPHINS!

The American Dream wasn't in vain. I WIN AT LIFE!
 
New AV Menty? Looks good.
 
Strange that there's karma whoring in the mine field.
 
I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS, THERE THEY ARE STARING AT ME WITH THEIR FUZZY EYES AND CRAZY GRINS. THE SECOND COCONUT TO THE LEFT SAID HE'D LIKE TO BORK MY DUCK IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN (I SURE DON'T). KIBBLES AND BITS AND BITS AND BITS.
 
Fuck a duck! My laptop is still messed up. :(
 
I'm stuck on my shitty slow desktop. :(
 
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:yes: FBI parte due: You'll never be green.
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Maybe I will some day. Maybe. I'm at -542 right now. I might be able to get positive...maybe.
 
Kitty said:
Seriously, it's nothing to fret over.


Use a dual to pos rep yourself.
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I'll get to it eventually. It's a lot of work, and karma isn't really that big of a deal to me right now.
 
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^ Consider this a pos.
 
KARMA IS SRS BSNS! IT'S SO SRS BSNS THAT I THINK I'LL SKIP OVER PEOPLE I'M HAVING KARMA WARS WITH (IF I EVER HAVE KARMA WARS WITH ANYONE). CONSIDER THIS YOUR WARNING. IF YOU EER TOUCH MY MONKEY, I WILL NEVER KARMA YOU AGAIN. MY MONKEY IS SENSITIVE. IF YOU EVER SPIT IN MY MONKEY'S EYE, I WILL NEVER KARMA YOU AGAIN. IF YOU ATTEMPT TO SEDUCE MY MONKEY, I WILL NEVER KARMA YOU AGAIN. IF YOU TELL CAPTAIN KIRK ABOUT MY MONKEY, I WILL NEVER KARMA YOU AGAIN. IF YOU TRY TO "BEAM" MY MONKEY UP, I WILL NEVER KARMA YOU AGAIN. IF YOU HOG-TIE MY MONKEY, I WILL NEVER KARMA YOU AGAIN. IF YOU LOOK AT MY MONKEY WITH A SNEER ON YOUR FACE, I WILL NEVER KARMA YOU AGAIN. IF YOU TICKLE MY MONKEY, I WILL NEVER KARMA YOU AGAIN. IF YOU GET MY MONKEY DRUNK AND TRY TO HAVE YOUR WAY WITH IT, I WILL NEVER KARMA YOU AGAIN. IF YOU GIVE MY MONKEY ICE CREAM LACED WITH ROHYPNOL, I WILL NEVER KARMA YOU AGAIN. IF YOU SPANK MY MONKEY, I WILL NEVER KARMA YOU AGAIN. IF YOU EVER SHOUT "DANCE, MONKEY, DANCE", i WILL NEVER KARMA YOU AGAIN. IF YOU TRY ANY MONKEY BSNS, I WILL NEVER KARMA YOU AGAIN. IF YOU EVER SMACK MY MONKEY UP, I WILL NEVER KARMA YOU AGAIN. IF YOU EVER TRY TO DO THAT TO MY MONKEY ONE MORE TIME, I WILL NEVER KARMA YOU AGAIN. IF YOU EVER HUMP MY MONKEY'S LEG, I WILL NEVER KARMA YOU AGAIN. I THINK I'VE COVERED ALL THE MONKEY BASES HERE.

DON'T MESS WITH MY MONKEY!
 
Most nights, I pray that someone will come along and tickle my monkey.

Grass is always greener, I guess...
 
Wow! An afternoon in the Darth Shop. One size fits all.
 
WTF IS WRONG WITH TK? Why is it so slow the last few days? Takes forever to give people karma.
 
It's taking forever to do anything. Either another mental patient climbed the power pole again, or it's time for another culling.
 
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