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SUPPOSED line-up

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt- US Reality TV Stars
Frankie Dettorri- Scandal Hit Jockey
Gillian Taylforth- Soap Star
Rylan Clark- X Factor Singer
Lacey Banghard- Page 3 Model
Ryan Moloney- Neighbours Actor
Tricia Penrose- Actress & Singer (best friends with Denise Welch)
Jim Davidson- "Comedian"
Paula Hamilton- Model
Sam Robertson- Coronation Street/ Beaver Falls Star
Claire Richards- Steps Singer

TOADIE TO WIN.

(Terrible line-up if true.)
 
Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt - US Reality TV Stars
I truly feel sad for you. They are awful, awful famewhores. I won't watch if they're on it.
 
What if someone is hitting them?
 
Few on this side of the pond would complain.
 
Well that's an easy miss.
 
But Lacey Banghard!
 
Maybe if it was Linda Lusardi.
 
Pfft. Well I'll watch it for Toadie, but only if they play "I've Never Been To Cuba" during amusing bits.
 
Maybe Zeke will be on BOTS.
 
NEEDS MORE JEDWARD YEAH!
 
In actually a bit disappointed as I was looking forward to having someone to hate for a couple of weeks. Just goes to show how low BB has sunk, though.
 
For fucks sake, who will be next?

Jimmy Cricket?
The Crankies?
Paul Daniels?
Rod Hull?

I know he is dead, but just makes it easier for him not to be able to deny it.

Also, how fat is Jim Davidson now?
 
He looks like a really shitty British knock off of The Shat.
 
Paul Daniels admitted to nearly sexing an underage girl then kicking her out of his car when he realised her age. Just to pre-empt the cops I guess.
 
So I guess he stopped asking their ages after that.
 
They are going to get Maths teachers from 1970's London comprehensive schools with the rationale that they must have taught at least 5000 people who hate them and want to watch them be humiliated.
 
What about the car from Knightrider?
 
They tried to get the Opera singer from the Go Compare ads, but he had some other commitments.
 
Professor Yaffle?
 
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