Supreme Court of The Badlands

[Dual]

Supreme Justice, His Honour, Conchaga
His Honour, Eggs Mayonnaise
His Honour, The Marquis de Sade
His Honour, Hambil
Her Honour, English Rose

These are justices of the Badlands. They will arbitrate in the case of al-Rashid v Funk, in which the two claimants to the throne of the Badlands will be judged and selected accordingly on the merit of their claims. I invite the counsels of each party to make their opening statements.


Bailiff Dual

 

[Badlands]

Good bedfellows, on this day I shall represent our chosen son, Omar al-Rashid, in his case against the usurper Dirk Funk, crony of the trinity. Omar was the clear favourite of the citisenry until the last moment, when Love Child once again whipped out her duals, stealing the election for a second time. Even George Bush only had to do it once. My comrades, shall we allow this nepotic mafia to turn our great republic into a farce? A mere three people cast their votes for Funk, opposed to the nine who voted for my client; will this group get to control the fates of all who dwell within our borders? I come to you, honourable justices, with two claims: First, Omar al-Rashid, my client, is the rightful heir to the modship of The Badlands Republic. Second, I propose that the system of dual voting is against the spirit of the Badlands constitution, if not explicitly against its letters. I implore you, oh justices, to set a new precedent that will stand for all of time in these, our blasted lands: One person, one vote. Our collective destinies are in your hands, your honours.

-Councillor Badlands

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No thanks, I have a day job.

 

[EnglishRose]

Do I have to wear a wig?

 

[Dual]

Only if you want to.

 

[EnglishRose]

do I get paid?

 

[Dark Pickle]

Will you accept sexual favors as payment?

 

[Conchaga]

I accept this position and have made my ruling.

http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showpost.php?p=1675026&postcount=90

 

[Dick Prickle]

I got a ruling for ya...

 

[Conchaga]

Nothing under 6" please. I like 'em big.

 

[DarthSikle]

and not a jewish 9' either!

 

[Dark Pickle]

Nothing under 6" please. I like 'em big.

It's just about exactly 6"!

HOW DID YOU KNOW?? :shock:

 

[Hambil]

Your spamstitution allows duals to vote. Case dismissed without merit.

 

[Ilyanna]

Actually, I agree with the rodent here. Moreover, iirc, LC's duals being citizens is one of mm's iron laws, so we won't stand a chance to change that, anyway.

 

[Conchaga]

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[Ilyanna]

OH YEAH, CUT MY LITTLE HIPPIE HEART WITH JOAN, WILL YOU!

 

[Kitty]

Actually, I agree with the rodent here. Moreover, iirc, LC's duals being citizens is one of mm's iron laws, so we won't stand a chance to change that, anyway.

Good, I will be making 6 duals and be sure to use SK and Kitty to vouch for them all.

 

[Loktar]

Good, I will be making 6 duals and be sure to use SK and Kitty to vouch for them all.

I'll being making 300 duals.


BWAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Love Child]

If y'all just kissed my ass and swayed me to vote a certain way I would have. But no-y'all are assholes so I vote against you.

 

[Loktar]

If y'all just kissed my ass and swayed me to vote a certain way I would have. But no-y'all are assholes so I vote against you.

I would have gladly kissed your ass, but some people don't take kindly to me doing that.