SURPRISE NOSTRIL RAPE

[Gagh]

Truly a Christms gift that all would welcome.

 

[jack]

Is that better than a neti pot?

 

[Loktar]

Truly a Christms gift that all would welcome.

I nose I would snot enjoy that.

 

[Donovan]

I was watching that little minx Billie Piper and her lips, and accidentally raped my own nostril. It was extremely embarrassing.

 

[Consumer]

Just be grateful you didn't loose an eye!

 

[Donovan]

Just be grateful you didn't loose an eye!

Then I'd just sound like I was bragging.

 

[Love Child]

Was it the perfumes that made me feel this way? The awful fish smell in the back of the restaurant? The paper factory that violated the valley during a wind storm? The man who sat next to me who had a terrible odor problem from his mouth? These things raped my nostrils, right to my soul.