SURVIVOR CHINA

[Cassie]

I'm going to support Chicken no matter what, cause a guy named Chicken needs all the support he can get.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Heh, there was a kid in primary school called Chi Ken. He was a twat, but he had tons of Transformers toys.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Some WWE bint is on it. I know because they keep saying "SOME WWE BINT IS ON SURVIvOR CHYNA" on the shows.

 

[Cassie]

Chicken first evicted I AM THE KISS OF DEATH BITCHES



The wrestler chick's name is Ashley.. she spent the first day lying on the ground sick after spending the first night soaking wet from the rain. If not for the advertisements showing her claiming to be losing muscle mass from not eating I would have thought she was going to be the first to go.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is David Gest on it?

 

[Cassie]

HE SHOULD BE. There are some hot young men and women.. I may post some pictures later.

There is also a gay Mormon twink flight attendant.

 

[Shitty Dual]

It's one tit-tastic cast, except for the bulldyke and the snotty Gwen Stefani surfboard. The holy roller's too covered up to tell.

 

[Cassie]

Yeah, the waitress chick was a bitch. I hope she's there long enough to learn some humility.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So is it just regular people then? How did Ashley end up on it? SHE'S KIND OF FAMOUS.

 

[Cassie]

Yeah, Survivor is just regular people. I guess Ashley auditioned to be on the show like everyone else. They probably figured she would be good for ratings. Plus she's only famous if you watch wrestling.. is she even a very famous wrester? I'd never heard of her before.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She won the WWE's awful "Diva Search" competition a few years ago. She's appeared in Playboy, but she rarely actually wrestles.

 

[Blindgroping]

In the adverts, I like it when the big black guy says, "I'm a grave digger.
I bury people."

That was just cool.

 

[The Watcher]

Chicken annoyed the crap outta me. Glad he's gone. I too am amused by the grave digger. I don't think he'll last long though. He seems to have some trouble with social interaction. The wrestling chick has purty lips.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's not a wrestler! She's only had a couple of matches. It's disgraceful that she's passing herself off as a wrestler and I am OUTRAGED.

(Yeah, I'd hit it.)

 

[Cassie]

Chicken may have been annoying but I'd rather try to live in the woods with him than those brainless bimbos. P G (however you spell her damn name!) would annoy me much more than Chicken with her whiny orders.

 

[The Watcher]

I have a problem with slow talkers.

 

[Cassie]

Haha.. I'd have more of problem with starving and being wet and cold. I live in the South, so I'm used to slow talkers. He's only a little bit more hickified than some of my relatives.