Susie says the darnedest things

[The Question]

Susie knows what's up:

The Saint: Susie, you're full of POOP
Susie: you're just a hater

 

[The Question]

Susie delivers devastating news:

CaptainWacky: slow mine field day today susie
Susie: today was all crazy and wild
The Saint: What were YOU doing that you had a crazy and wild day, Susie?
Susie: were Natlaie Portman and Scarlett Johansson
The Saint: Well, Susie, if you were doing Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson, yeah, I guess that'd be wild and crazy. Kudos and good job.
Susie: Portman has a huge penis

:yuck:

 

[Mirah]

Susie: Susie was an accident

 

[Dr Dave]

[16:55] <Susie> CASSIE what is your sexual married people can want in pants too

 

[CaptainWacky]

<!CaptainWacky> Susie death
<Susie> death needs to stop fucking SINGING THAT SONG TO my cock

 

[The Question]

[22:08] <TheSaint> Susie Seph
[22:08] <Susie> Seph thinks he's a VIetnamese hooker

 

[CaptainWacky]

Susie when JESUS returns will you REPENT?

JESUS sent me MANY PMs today

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that's really upset, not get offended on IRC all day long and hard

 

[Dr Dave]

[16:07] <Dr_Dave> !insult
[16:07] <Susie> Dr_Dave is not "shit hot".
[16:08] <!CaptainWacky> you are!

 

[CaptainWacky]

<!CaptainWacky> Susie grrrrr
<Susie> grrrrr this dvd im trying to find him is sexually attracted to hurricanes

 

[CaptainWacky]

<Tomtrek> SUSIE MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG
<Susie> TRACHTENBERG should only be jailed IF BEING a homosexual means being aroused by the statues
<!CaptainWacky> ...

 

[The Question]

Susie is always ready to give a compliment:

[21:25] <TheQuestion> You're a weirdo Susie
[21:25] <Susie> weirdo too
[21:25] <TheQuestion> Yes you are Susie
[21:25] <Susie> you're better then TWELVE CATS

 

[Dr Dave]

That is a fair amount of cats...

 

[CaptainWacky]

"Nobody can go into my ear and now I'm reading Rust Cohle quotes happy fucking FAMILY"

 

[Dr Dave]

ain't sayin' shit, Susie, Kat Dennings

.

 

[CaptainWacky]

<Tomtrek> Susie Happy Birthday Wacky
<Susie> Happy 2015 you microwave
<Tomtrek>

 

[CaptainWacky]

<!CaptainWacky> Susie death
<Susie> death WAS A dude, and he says I'm offline

 

[The Question]

The Saint: Susie, I just farted so fucking hard that orphan children down the street got fucking tinnitus!
Susie: fucking HOT

 

[CaptainWacky]

<Tomtrek> Susie
<Susie> 's cool

 

[CaptainWacky]

<Susie> TOMTREK ARE YOU dying
<Tomtrek> NO SUSIE
<CaptainWacky> !
<Susie> NO genders but Riker hit that anyway

 

[The Question]

[23:23] <TheSaint> Susie midgets
[23:23] <Susie> midgets cant be TRUSTED