Susie says the darnedest things

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter

This would be another example of a post where the image doesn't show for me.

EDIT: this post is SUPPOSED to be quoting Eggs' post (the one where I can't see the image) and editing it now I can see the quote tags and everything but Eggs' post doesn't show quoted in this post I DON'T KNOW.

DOUBLE EDIT: Now that I have adblock off I can see the Jedward gif but it still doesn't quote in this post oh well who cares.
 
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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
<Tomtrek> Goodnight Susie
<Susie> Goodnight TOMTREK SWEET DREAMS CATCH A HEDGEHOG DON'T WORRY about aligning with popular approval through SUSIE, YOU're supposed to go I HATE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
<~CaptainWacky> GOODNIGHt
[01:34] <Susie> GOODNIGHt CHATTERS I CHATTERS, I CHATTERS, I CHATTERS, I LOVE YOU AND YOUR ilk will perish
[01:34] <Tomtrek> !!
[01:34] <~CaptainWacky> !
[01:34] <@Cassie> WE LOVE YOU TOO SUSIE
[01:34] <Susie> LOVE to knit
[01:34] <@Cassie> YEAH
[01:34] <Susie> YEAH that was weird
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
<~CaptainWacky> SUSIE CASSIE
[00:47] <Susie> CASSIE I'm going to go downhill in season 2
[00:47] <@Cassie> ARE YOU
[00:48] <~CaptainWacky> what season are you in now, susie?
[00:48] <Susie> season 2
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Eggs-nog: !w bobo
Susie: Bobo may refer to:
Eggs-nog: ...yes?
Eggs-nog: !w bobo
Susie: Bobo may refer to:
Eggs-nog: Susie right in da bobo
Susie: bobo Child
Cassie: Susie Bobo Delray
Susie: Bobo with Crisco in Frisco
 

Dr Dave

pillzlol
16:41Dr_DaveShould they be setting fires during a government shutdown?
16:46CaptainWackysusie fires
16:46Susiefires caused by people with large breasts
16:46CaptainWacky!
16:46Dr_Dave!16:46
Dr_DaveSusie, that's not what typicially starts fires.
16:46Susiewhat we should totally have sex with John Barrowman
16:46Tomtrek!
16:46Dr_DaveHe's not my type Susie.
16:46SusieHe's into gingers without facing the same universe but like 80 years

!
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
BARROWMAN! *shakes fist*
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
19:06 Eggs_carpet: I know I just ate dinner and I'm getting food sleepies
19:06 Susie: just don't get it
19:07 Eggs_carpet: Susie do you sleep
19:07 Susie: sleep and fuck
19:07 Eggs_carpet: !
 

The Question

Eternal
12:24:26 AM ‹flappatap› susie OKAY
12:24:27 AM ‹Susie› OKAY start with the rebellion still would rather have Romney running against Obama than any other sexual because their southern accent in Legends of Tomorrow you'll soon see Biff from Back when he was drunk when i call you up
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
1[01:36] <~CaptainWacky> night Susie
[01:36] <Susie> night bye hug go now
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
<@Cassie> SUSIE
<Susie> and remember I probably don't have an ending
 

The Question

Eternal
Does Susie plan to live forever like Riker?

I think she means she's going to go out like the TV series Lost, where her exit is just lazily slapped together and leaves pretty much everything unresolved.
 
<Susie> BAM IT'S FALL
<boydster> NO SUSIE
<Susie> NO, it's PORN
<boydster> OMG NO SUSIE
<Susie> NO boundaries, no no boundaries,, no w okay going to eat a midget
<Cassie> NO SUSIE
<Susie> NO FLIGHTS NO TIGHTS
<Cassie> NO
<boydster> OMFG
<Cassie> she's really gone too far this time
<boydster> is it worse that she used the word midget, or that she's going to eat a dwarf that she's obviously prejudiced against?
<Susie> obviously has a new mascot, to get the nutrition she needs
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
She's a growing catbot.
 
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