Susie says the darnedest things

Dr Dave

pillzlol
06:12:30 PM‹Dr_Dave›Susie you should be nice.
06:12:31 PM‹Susie›should bug eggs for access
06:13:05 PM‹boydster›you leave him alone susie, you have all the access you need
06:13:05 PM‹Susie›leave no meep behind

Eggs, Susie might be bothering you.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
never give up, never surrendmeep
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
<~CaptainWacky> susie Lena Headey
<Susie> Lena Dunham deliberately wears inappropriate dresses just to be losing more teeth than any kid should have
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
‹Eggs_meep› nite CASSIE
‹@Cassie› OK
‹@Cassie› GOODNIGHT EGGS!
‹@Cassie› GOODNIGHT LISA MOOGOO AND SUSI E
‹Lisa› GOODNIGHT FRIEND S MY FISTS.
‹@Cassie› AND SUSIE
‹Susie› AND then click on IRC, in the Grave will be in BREAD LAND
 

The Question

Eternal
06:43:18 PM‹TQ›susie rawr
06:43:18 PM‹Susie›rawr ,, NOW hurry up WACKY

Best get on it, Wackston.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
<~CaptainWacky> .wiki The Flash
[23:52] <Lisa> The Flash (or simply Flash) is the name of several superheroes appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics. Created by writer Gardner Fox and artist Harry Lampert, the original Flash first appeared in Flash Comics #1 (cover date January 1940/release month November 1939). Nicknamed the "Scarlet Speedster", all incarnations of the Flash possess "super speed", which includes the ability to run, move, and think extremely fast, use
[23:52] <Lisa> superhuman reflexes, and seemingly violate certain laws of physics.
[23:52] <Susie> superhuman pasta consumption almost complete
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
<Dr_Dave> I'm watching Chicago Fire
<Lisa> Watching a brief oral sex sounds good! :D :D I guess everybody pies (dies)!
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
[23:09] <Susie> to eat leftover spaghetti for breakfast, tomorrow
[23:09] <~CaptainWacky> ah
[23:09] <~CaptainWacky> is that your normal breakfast, susie?
[23:09] <Susie> that fucked up death sex
 

Dr Dave

pillzlol
05:37:06 PM‹Dr_Dave›Susie are you in the pocket of BIG OTTER?
05:37:06 PM‹Susie›pocket poodle
05:37:10 PM‹Dr_Dave›WELL WELL WELL
05:37:10 PM‹Susie›WELL it has salty meat
steve brule idk GIF
 

Mirah

I love you
This is true.
In my head I just pictured Susie saying "Lisa, sanitize your cunt"
And then I imagined driving around a truck that says, "Cunt Sanitizer"

Is Susie in my brain?
 
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