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Suspicious behaviour on my street (part II)

omg


make the curtains twitch in a creepy Someone's-Watching -You- Right- Now- way!
 
I was staring at him the whole time through the kitchen window. It was spooky. Especially when I waited for a dog to run after him with a stick and THERE WAS NO DOG OMG
 
Do you have your CRAZY UNPREDICTABLE NEIGHBOUR face on?
 
He did the Roslin Twitchy face I heard. The robber ran away confused
 
Yeah, the old "concerned smirk orgasm" expression shooed him off in no time.
 
Grrrr!

You should get some firecrackers to throw at people who act suspicious. A few blackcats would scare the crap out of them.
 
It's official Norway has been invaded.
 
15:48: NOBODY OUTSIDE - TPTB CLEARLY TRYING TO LULL ME INTO A FALSE SENSE OF NOBODY BEING OUTSIDE
 
That sounds like the beginning of an episode of Casualty. Is there any scaffolding poles about?
 
No, but there's a toddler sitting under an ironing board playing with the cord of the iron and the ironing board is under a ladder in the middle of a street and someone driving down the road is fiddling with their radio because they're old and can't see or hear properly and the baby's mother electrocuted herself and is laying under the baby under the ironing board under the ladder under a septic tank full of acid under Jo Brand's GUEST APPEARANCE arse and they're all in the back of a car and it's a stifling hot day and a rugby team is on the train going past that's derailing and it also has a dirty bomb on it BUT I'M SURE EVERYTHING WILL BE PERFECTLY FINE

19:40: There was a genuine shifty event a couple of minutes ago. A kid strolled through our garden and jumped over our back fence(after a few goes) to get into the park. Will prepare elaborate booby trap for future incidents.
 
"GIT DAN, IDZ A BAAAMMMM!" - Arnie.
 
Buy large rodent traps and paint them black, then set them in places little thieves might put there hands. Listen for the screams!
 
ah, Cassie, any kids (left) in your neighbourhood?
 
There are two little ones down the road! *evil cackle*

Well I'm not really advocating the trapping of little brats.. I am talking about getting the crackhead thieves though. If they prise open the toolbox on the back of the truck they deserve having their fingers broken!

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I was thinking of sticking some knives in the ground along the fence, then covering them with leaves so when the twats(we're talking 16-20 year olds here, they know better) decide to invade our property, they'll get a surprise.
 
:fu: THOSE DAMN KIDS AND THIER YOUNGNESS I HATE THEM SO MUCH GFFGHGFUHAHAHAHGHGHAHAHHHGGHAHHHH DAMNIT WHY ARE THEY SO DAMN KIDS GET OFF MY HOUSE WHHHHYYY DOOOOOO THHHHEEYYY NNNNEEEVVVERRRR WWWWWEEAAAARRR BEEELLLTSS AND THEIR DAMN TROUSERS FALL DOWN WHAT THE FUCK AAHAHHASHDHHDFSHGHFHOIJFSHGKDFOHGASSFPOKGJGAIOSGLSHHATS

:rail:

:voodoo:
 
My Humps? OMG stabbity stab stab!
 
I HATE YOUNG PEOPLE DON'T TRUST ANYONE UNDER THIRTY OH WAIT
 
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