Sweedish penises

[Dr Dave]

I heard they start fires!

 

[Loktar]

I heard they're good for borking.

BORK! BORK!

 

[curiousa2z]

does Cassie have any in her collection though?

 

[Loktar]

does Cassie have any in her collection though?

Possibly. But she buys them from IKEA so its doubtful they're fully assembled yet.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I bought a set of genitals from IKEA once and they were missing a nut. Poor form, I thought. Poor form.

 

[Dr Dave]

Did you take it back?

 

[Cassie]

SWEDISH MEATBALLS!

 

[Donovan]

I once heard they tasted pretty good, then later found out it was Swedish FISH that taste good...I don't like to talk about it.

 

[Dr Dave]

You don't need to feel shame any more.

 

[Donovan]

The guys from ABBA still write me letters.

 

[Riotgear]

My wife is from Gothenburg. I asked her and she said Swedish cocks do not start fires. That's why she got herself an American.

If I ever meet him I'm going to kick his ass.

 

[Dr Dave]

Don't read their nasty letters, just return to sender.

 

[Donovan]

Don't read their nasty letters, just return to sender.

I know, I know. It's just that there was something in the air that night, the stars so bright...

 

[CaptainWacky]

We can go dutch.

 

[Dr Dave]

That could mean trouble!

 

[Donovan]

We can go dutch.

I heard they were mostly into dykes there.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME