Take me to the river

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
DROP ME IN THE WATER.

I went to the river today, jumped in and swam downstream. IT WAS LOVELY. Now I want to go back and do it again.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
My Stop Making Sense DVD is damaged. :(

I NO CAN HAZ TALKING HEADZ??
 

Guns

Registered User
lolz
 

The Question

Eternal
If I take you to the river, will it result in us fornicating on the bank?
 

The Question

Eternal
Now that's just silly. Who needs a ROAD to get there?
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
Nah, just some fishes and turtles. VAMPIRE FISHES AND WERETURTLES.

The Saint, I might fornicate with you on the bank of a river, but I'm afraid your giant dong will attract an alligator.
 

The Question

Eternal
The Saint, I might fornicate with you on the bank of a river, but I'm afraid your giant dong will attract an alligator.

You'd be perfectly safe. My giant dong slays alligators.
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
The alligators have giant dong fetishes.
 
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