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Take me to the river

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
DROP ME IN THE WATER.

I went to the river today, jumped in and swam downstream. IT WAS LOVELY. Now I want to go back and do it again.
 
My Stop Making Sense DVD is damaged. :(

I NO CAN HAZ TALKING HEADZ??
 
lolz
 
Good song.
 
I layed in the sun today
in the grass
watching dragon flys
 
If I take you to the river, will it result in us fornicating on the bank?
 
TQ, you are on a road to nowhere.
 
Now that's just silly. Who needs a ROAD to get there?
 
Did you see any piranhas or Great Whites??
 
Nah, just some fishes and turtles. VAMPIRE FISHES AND WERETURTLES.

The Saint, I might fornicate with you on the bank of a river, but I'm afraid your giant dong will attract an alligator.
 
Could the VAMPIRE FISHES turn into bats and fly?
 
The Saint, I might fornicate with you on the bank of a river, but I'm afraid your giant dong will attract an alligator.

You'd be perfectly safe. My giant dong slays alligators.
 
Hats for vampire fishes?
 
The alligators have giant dong fetishes.
 
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