TCON's (more or less)daily cookie fortune

[The Call Of Nature]

and today's fortune cookie wisdom is

*drumroll*



Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

 

[The Call Of Nature]

Sunday's wisdom (fitting the season) :

Squirrel that climbs up woman's leg won't find nuts

 

[Chatty]

I have one for you...

Man who goes through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok

 

[The Call Of Nature]

LOL I'll never again be able to walk through any airport without giggling. If they arrest me at LAX in January it'll be your fault

 

[Chatty]

I'm happy to have amused you, just tell them it's all Chatty's fault, ok?

 

[The Call Of Nature]

LOL are you that (in) famous that they'd know your name?


Today's fortune cookie wisdom:

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

 

[Chatty]

Nah, but since you blame me already

Never stop at the weigh station on the road of life.

 

[The Call Of Nature]

heehee, or as a Klingon friend put it:

It's a good day to .........................................


.........................................lose weight

 

[Chatty]

Good one

Now is the perfect time to stop relying on fortune cookies for answers

 

[jack]

Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.

 

[Chatty]

Man who pass gas in church will sit in own pew.

 

[The Call Of Nature]

Virginity like bubble: one prick, all gone.

 

[Chatty]

Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

 

[The Call Of Nature]

here's one for Red Whacko:

The best way to save face is to keep the lower part of it shut.

 

[VKD]

I wish you would take that advice