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TCON's (more or less)daily cookie fortune

The Call Of Nature

The Call Of Nature

Saint (what else!)
and today's fortune cookie wisdom is

*drumroll*



Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
 
Sunday's wisdom (fitting the season) :

Squirrel that climbs up woman's leg won't find nuts
 
I have one for you...

Man who goes through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok
 
LOL I'll never again be able to walk through any airport without giggling. If they arrest me at LAX in January it'll be your fault :P
 
I'm happy to have amused you, just tell them it's all Chatty's fault, ok?
 
LOL are you that (in) famous that they'd know your name? ;)


Today's fortune cookie wisdom:

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
 
Nah, but since you blame me already ;)

Never stop at the weigh station on the road of life.
 
heehee, or as a Klingon friend put it:

It's a good day to .........................................


.........................................lose weight
 
Good one ;)

Now is the perfect time to stop relying on fortune cookies for answers
 
Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.
 
Man who pass gas in church will sit in own pew.
 
Virginity like bubble: one prick, all gone.
 
Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
 
here's one for Red Whacko:

The best way to save face is to keep the lower part of it shut.
 
I wish you would take that advice
 
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