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TEE HEE

Who is he?
 
GIVE 'EM HELL
 
Placed promptly into Ultra Pro acid-free Polypropylene card sleeve
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I want the sleeve, never mind the card!
 
I only want the sleeve if it has acid. Acid free is for wimps.
 
Gagh, how'd you end up with four signed cards?
You dont strike me as a 'Con kinda guy....
 
and jeebus that's alot of money they're paying out! No wonder yer gleeful!
 
curiousa2z said:
Gagh, how'd you end up with four signed cards?
You dont strike me as a 'Con kinda guy....
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I collect STCCG and purchased them all from my shop-owner friend. £10 each, 6 years ago. And I'm not a 'Con guy, though I used to go to Sci-Fi fairs.
 
JOKER BROKE INTO GAGH'S HOUSE AND STOLE HIS LIMITED EDITION WESLEY CRUSHER UNDERPANTS!?
 
OH NO - SAREK SAID I'M RETARDED BECAUSE I DID SOMETHING THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE DID! OH NO, I'M WOUNDED IN REAL LIFE AS WELL AS ON TK!

I MUST BE REALLY RETARDED TO HAVE FORKED OUT £40 FOR 4 BITS OF CARD THAT WILL NOW SELL FOR AROUND £150-£200 EACH!!
 
Sarek said:
Regardless how intimate you are with it, a Shetland pony is not a girlfriend. We've told you that before, Gagh. :D
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Gagh said:
Meh. Seen better. Shagged better, regularly.
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Sarek said:
Inflatable dolls don't count.
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Sarek said:
Did your parents have any children that weren't completely retarded?
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WELCOME TO PLANET SAREK! A DESKBOUND MID-FORTYSOMETHING IDIOT LEFT TO POSTULATE FURIOUSLY AT PEOPLE YOUNGER THAN HIM BY PRODUCING KINDERGARTEN INSULTS WHILST HE SHOULD BE WORKING!

MOMMA WOULD BE SO FUCKING PROUD AS SHE MOVES SLOWLY TOWARD THE END OF HER LIFE, THAT HER SON IS PLAYING INTERWEB WITH YOUNGER FOLK AND SCREAMING "RETARD!", "DONKEY FUCKER!", "LOL - YOU SLEEP WITH AN INFLATABLE LADY" AT RANDOM ENGLISHMEN THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY HE'LL NEVER MEET, INSTEAD OF DOING ANYTHING REMOTELY USEFUL WITH HIS VACUOUS, SAD & EMPTY UNFULFILLED LIFE?

BUT IT'S OK BECAUSE HE'S FRIENDS WITH AN OVERWEIGHT, FLAME-HAIRED FORTY-SOMETHING LADY WHO GOES BY THE NAME 'T'BONZ' - EVERYTHING IN LIFE IS SUDDENLY JUSTIFIED! WELL DONE SON, SHE PLAYS WITH TEH STAR TREK INTERWEB SITE! AT LAST A HUMBLE MOTHER CAN DIE PROUND WITH HER SON AT HIS NUMEROUS ACHIEVEMENTS!!!

TODAY'S SAREK IS TOMORROW'S JILLIAN!
 
JOKER ATE GAGH'S HOES
 
That's fucking awesome Gagh. I love it when that happens.
 
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