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TEH POST GIG, PRE LUNCH SPAM THREAD

Ishcabittle

Well-known member
OMG SO I ALMOST FINISHED THE GI GG SWITHE FLYING COLOURS BUT THE DAMN LUNCH PART IS ALMOST GETTING THERE I THINK SUSHI WIOULD HIT THE SPIZZOT MY HEARTYIESAS.S
 
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why don't people ever put on a cake on theere head and the run to the trains stations and shout to the conductor, "hey lol i have a fucking cake on my head let me in during rush hour without having to wiat for the second train lol omg??!?!" 'cause that would be rad in the most extrmeem when people hit the trains with their heads on their shoulders wouldn't that be lovely hauh?!
 
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PEOPLE ON MACS SEE THOSE AS APPLES PEOPLE ON PCS SEE THOSE AS LESS HIP ASCII CHARACTERS.
 
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WHO THE FUCK KNOWS, I JSUT KNWO THAT I NEVER TOLD HER I WOULD MANAGE THE CAKE - HEAD PROEJECTS BUT KNWO I'M SADDLED WITH THE RESPOSIBILTYT S FEIFOA OBPUATTT APBAP A PUTTING CAKES ON HADSS!!!
 
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I would sure like to try some sushi someday with a cake on my head and the train leaving me on the platform it will probably never happen but maybe if i dream it I can be it or some sugth shit. the cake isnt a lie unless you play some game that I cant play because it's needs more than i have to give right now i just want some one to give me the winning lottery tickent then I'd have the cake and the game probably some sushi too with ishabibble and wacky but he probablly doesn't even eat sushi and cake at least not at the same time this is the longest stream of conscience post ive heve made and it doens't make much sense and the punctuation is tgerrible but there is cake and sushi and ish in it so i guess it's alright. also I havne't rode in a train since I was a little kid but the freight train used to stop by my house and leave some cars ont he side tracks and we'd climb in them fortuneatly i never found a hobo cvause he probably would have raped me or something.

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FUCKING HOBO RAPE IS THE BEST QUALITY RAPE AMERICA HAS TO OFFER!

"AIN'T NOTHIN' LIKE THE HOBO LIFE,
STABBIN' FOLKS WITH MY HOBO KNIFE!"

TRUER WORDS WERE NEVER SPOKEN.
 
SINCE WHEN DID YOU HAVE 7,000 MORE POSTS THAN ME CASSIE? I WAS HERE WHEN YOU JOINED, I'M LIKE YOUR BIG BROTHER IN SPAM ARMS... HOW COULD YOU BETRAY MY TRUST THIS WAY BY SHOWING ME THAT YOU'VE GOT MORE POSTS AND ARE THEREFORE COOLER!?!?!?!?!??!?!
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SOOFIFNV VIAFUFICKGINT UPSTET RIGHT NOWW?!?!?
 
The hobos do their rapin' at the big rock candy mountain. THEY HAVE CAKSES ON THEIR HEADS ALL THE TIME! Which is how they can ride the gtrains for free.
 
The student has surpassed the master(bater).
 
OOOOH YOU SQUIRRELLY RABBIT (OXY-MORON) I'MVE NEVARH BEEN SO ANGY IN ALL MY DAIS!!!

Oh, and I love that color on you... simply delightful!!
 
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