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Tell me Dr Dave a fun fact.

Dr Dave

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Dr Dave cares.
 
You are strange.

OMG! Just Kidding! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

See, now that was fun.

Was it not?
 
I'm not sure what that was...

fun..

hmm?

yes, fun

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There are only twelve Cylon models.
 
And only 2 of them are hot.
 
Magic exists.

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90% of all cats are actually dogs.
 
90% of all dogs are robots.
 
Dr Dave likes to kill prostitutes, but not the ones with hearts of gold.
 
They have it coming.
 
Hitler was black.
 
Jesus somehow managed to have a wank on the cross. No one knows how...
 
Lady Gaga categorically denied that she is a hermaphrodite.

Jamie Lee Curtis refuses to say either way.
 
Tips on preventing vaginitis



  • After using the toilet, always wipe from front to back. This may help prevent getting bacteria from your rectal area into your vagina.
  • Wear cotton underpants during the day. Cotton allows your genital area to "breathe." Don't wear underpants at night.
  • Avoid wearing tight pants, pantyhose, swimming suits, biking shorts or leotards for long periods.
  • Change your laundry detergent or fabric softener if you think it may be irritating your genital area.
  • The latex in condoms and diaphragms and the sperm-killing gels that are used for birth control can be irritating for some women. If you think one of these things is a problem for you, talk to your doctor about other types of birth control.
  • Avoid hot tubs.
  • Bathe or shower daily and pat your genital area dry.
  • Don't douche.
  • Avoid feminine hygiene sprays, colored or perfumed toilet paper, deodorant pads or tampons, and bubble bath.
 
90% of Henochs are cats.
 
WHAT!?!
 
Robbie Coltraine is actually 8 feet tall. In any movie or TV show where he wasn't playing Hagrid, all the other actors stood on crates.
 
Peanuts communicate wirelessly.
 
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In 1973, Sting hit 4 badgers with a guitar.
 
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