Tell me..What Kind of Reverend Carries a Gun?

[missmanners]

^ I don't know, how much ammo were you carrying at the time?

Don't be silly, it's RUDE to shoot Jehova's Witnesses.


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[jack]

You shot the people of color?

 

[missmanners]

Of course not, I offered them cookies.

Offering cookies to a JW is like tossing scraps to a stray cat.


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[Consumer]

I usually just invite them in, break out my copy of "The Book of Mormon" and a 5th of Whiskey.

The look on their faces is usually priceless.

 

['Gear]

I usually run outside in my underwear yelling and firing a pistol into the air.

 

[Charlemagne]

Squirtle converts, starts shooting out holy water.

I meant TriggerFox's dual.

 

[Loktar]

I meant TriggerFox's dual.

Yeah I figured that. Still funnier picturing the Pokemon and the Jehovah's Witness.

 

[starguard]

Seeing that Halloween is coming up, I wonder if they'll be back anytime soon!

 

[jack]

Who?

 

[starguard]

Who?

Those Jehovah Witness people. I'm pretty sure good old Rev wont be released anytime soon!

 

[Daystrom]

Not this one, and sometimes I want one.

 

[Mirah]

We have some Nut Job Reverend around our house that just got arrested for Shooting in the air at Jehovah's Witness!!!

Apparently they kept ringing his doorbell and wouldnt stop. He yells out the upstairs window at them to get off from the front of his house. Witnesses kept ringing, so this guy comes charging out the front door with a Glock 9 wearing nothing but a pair of drawers and start shooting in the air at them yelling:

"GET ON OUTTA HERE WITH THAT FALSE DOCTRINE, (POW POW)! ALL YOU'SE IS GOING TO HELL WHEN YALL DIE (POW POW POW)"

I tell ya, the whole world's going nuts!!

What type of Reverend carries a gun?

A republican one?

 

[Mirah]

But seriously, y'all are askin who is least credible and not one of you mentions stargard?

 

[jack]

Who's Starguard? Is this another youtag thing?