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Tell me what to do with this woman.

Shitty Dual

schroedinger's fat
I'm really quite conflicted about her:

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1. Tell her she may stand relaxed.
2. get her some warm clothes.
3. buy her lunch or dinner
3. make her smile
4. have sex with her
 
Delete the image.. look for real women in reall life..
 
yeah, that too.... :D
 
Who the fuck drew that? It looks almost as bad as a Jim Lee woman. Is it Jim Lee?
 
ChrisG76 said:
Who the fuck drew that? It looks almost as bad as a Jim Lee woman. Is it Jim Lee?

Worse.

Far worse.

It was drawn by the AntiChrist of Comics himself, whose name I will not dare type or speak aloud (but would rhyme with "Seinfeld" if it had no "n").
 
You could always masturbate until you are good and sore OR SOMETHING SO i'VE HEARD.
 
Ilyanna said:
1. Tell her she may stand relaxed.
2. get her some warm clothes.
3. buy her lunch or dinner
3. make her smile
4. have sex with her

1. Her catastrophic scoliosis makes this impossible.
2. A start.
3. I'm afraid she can't chew. She only has two mouth expressions, gape & gnash.
4. See #3
5. See #1, although if we went to a gym and used a pommel-horse or something...
 
EV1L1 said:
Delete the image.. look for real women in reall life..
Cassie said:
You could always masturbate until you are good and sore OR SOMETHING SO i'VE HEARD.

YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Shitty Dual said:
YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't have to.. posting to ask what to do with an anime' pic of a female on a non gamer forum, says enough..;)
 
EV1L1 said:
I don't have to.. posting to ask what to do with an anime' pic of a female on a non gamer forum, says enough..;)

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EV1L1 said:
does this give you wood?

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Only trees can do that, my little spinning starship girl.

But I've said too much...
 
Shitty Dual said:
Worse.

Far worse.

It was drawn by the AntiChrist of Comics himself, whose name I will not dare type or speak aloud (but would rhyme with "Seinfeld" if it had no "n").


Ah, that's the one! New MUTANTS 98!!!! LIEFIED!!!! LL! CABLE!!! sms 8th printing ashcan edition DOUBLE GATEFOLD COVER. !!!

15 years down the line, it's still shitty.

Of course, Liefield who can't draw limbs.
 
Shitty Dual said:
Only trees can do that, my little spinning starship girl.

But I've said too much...
Shitty Dual said:
Only trees can do that, my little spinning starship girl.

But I've said too much...
I will leave you to it.. carelful of splinters...;)
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ChrisG76 said:
Of course, Liefield who can't draw limbs.


And Ron Lim, who can't draw Liefields

OMG!!! jkjs comix pun!!!!
 
EV1L1 said:
I will leave you to it.. carelful of splinters...;)
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MUST....

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Shitty Dual said:
Worse.

Far worse.

It was drawn by the AntiChrist of Comics himself, whose name I will not dare type or speak aloud (but would rhyme with "Seinfeld" if it had no "n").

I'm a ashamed to admit that I read and enjoyed his X-Force issues when i was young and didn't know any better.

Never spent money on any of that Image shit, tho...
 
EV1L1 said:
does this give you wood?

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It may not give him wood but it does me!!! OMGLOLSTARTREKNERDSYEAH!

For the purposes of getting wood, I wish I had a penis. I'LL JUST HAVE TO PRETEND.
 
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