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TELL ME WHAT TO DO

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
WITHIN REASON
 
Go outside. Catch a butterfly. Pet its wings for a few minutes. And release it.
 
That would ultimately kill the poor creature due to the scales coming off the wings onto your fingers stopping it from being able to fly correctly.
 
Yep, not going to be doing that.
 
Fair enough...that was not within reason.
 
SPAM!
 
Already there!
 
I try to be reasonable!
 
BANG BANG!
 
bake a cake
 
Drop your pen in a crowded elevator and do nothing but stare at it. When someone bends down to pick it up scream "DON'T TOUCH THAT IT'S MINE!!!".

There was a whole list of things like this to do in an email a few weeks back.
 
BEAT SOMEBODY UP WITH A PEANUT BUTTER KITKAT
 
Watcch an AbFab marathon with family members and keep shouting at the screen OH BIG DEAL I DO THAT ALL THE TIME WHERE'S MY LAUGH TRACK!
 
Thoese are more reasonable!
 
Add Dr.Dave to MSN.

Sredni Vashtar said:
Drop your pen in a crowded elevator and do nothing but stare at it. When someone bends down to pick it up scream "DON'T TOUCH THAT IT'S MINE!!!".

There was a whole list of things like this to do in an email a few weeks back.

I like the one about giving a group hug as you leave the lift of strangers.
 
Go to your local library and teach deaf children how to read.
 
Type a message with your nose.
 
ohhhhh - Haven't tried THAT one yet! :D
 
The Tomtrek said:
Go to your local library and teach deaf children how to read.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Cassie said:
Type a message with your nose.

i cass8e iolol type with my noswe
 
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