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Tell me why you hate Texas

Tisiphone

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
And no, it can't be because it's where Bush is from or where Ted Cruz is from. I want to hear specifics. It's not that I get pissed off everytime people say "I hate Texas". I get pissed off because they don't tell me why.

So, tell me why pretty much everyone I know (at least on this website) hates my state. :)
 
I love Texas but I hate the politicians who run Texas. They're always so worried about vaginas and gay sex. Also, I hate how much influence they have over what is taught in schools all over the country.

The people of Texas are great, though.
 
But for me it IS all about the politics, which are changeable. I hate Rick Perry and Rick Scott and all phony Tea Party-pledging jerks who are actually doing the work of the Koch Brothers.

I've always hated the Yankees since Goerge Steinbrenner bought them, and vowed that I would reconsider my hate once he was in the cold cold ground. Well now he is, except that he left the team to his son Hank, so I still have to hate them. SEE HOW THAT WORKS?
 
I don't hate Texas as I was there as a guest and everyone was polite to me and the beef was delicious and the pecans were nothing like I've ever had way the hell up here where pecans don't grow. I visited Austin and it was beautiful and my friend's farm and I could hear the coyotes sing at night, so what's to hate. Also I'm Canadian and have no say in its politics.
 
I have family there so I don't hate it. I don't get why you're always talking about fixing stuff that isn't broken.

Eg. "I'm fixing to make dinner for 6 o'clock. Y'all."
 
I'm fixin' to come up with a reason to hate Texas, all y'all. So far, I ain't doin' a very good job of it.
 
I hate that one of the women working at the BX when I was in basic (in San Antonio) was probably younger than 20 and had Tammy Wynette hair and Tammy Faye Baker make-up. I hate the humidity and the giant GD mosquitoes that love me more than any other person on earth. I hate Wichita Falls because it's so windy and flat and buggy and sticky. I hate the politicians there. I hate the whole "we're gonna secede" bullshit that pops up every now and then. I hate that stupid show with Chuck Norris.

I really liked Oklahoma though, it's a pretty state, the restaurants in OKC are surprisingly varied and good, and there's no sales tax. I like Florida too but then I was mostly in the Keys.
 
The reasons I love Texas:

TISIPHONE
Tex-Mex
Wendy Davis
Halftime shows performed by real marching bands
Willie Nelson
Dallas
Wildflowers
Giant cowboy hats


AND STUFF
 
I dislike Texas because of all of the republicans there.

At this point I'm for letting the south go form it's own country, but keep Texas so we can send out hillbillies and rednecks there.
 
The funny thing is, the biggests secession talk is now coming from a few small counties in Northern California and the Pacific Northwest. They can't take being surrounded by Dems. But they'd rather talk secession than, y'know, move to a red state.

If Texas left, they would become a sizeable country relative to the rest of the world. BUT, they would also have to renegotiate any US federal assistance which they gladly take, which would now be in the form of "foreign aid."

And all those Texas congressmen will suddenly regret all those years they spent chopping away at foreign aid in the budget.
 
Moving would require the inbred fucks to figure out how to use a telephone to call a moving van.

If they left, the can go get foreign aid from somebody else.
 
I've never heard Texans refered to as inbred fucks...that's a first.

And TX has no sales tax either. :)

And you'd be surprised that although we're a red state, we're not all Republicans. Trust me on that one. I'm not one, that's for sure. And ya'll here more about secession in world news than we do in state news.

KEEP EM COMING
 
As for the "fixin to" do things. That's just how we roll down here. I have no clue how that became a part of our vernacular, and didn't know there was anything wrong with it until I lived up north for a few years.

And I though rednecks and hillbillies were from Georgia and Arkanasa, not Texas. At least, that's what my 10 years of captioning Jerry Springer has taught me.
 
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