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Ten years on, Diana still dead

She didn't so much campaign for blowjobs as she gave blowjobs to every head of state she met. "So you're the HEAD of state, eh...that reminds me of blowjobs!"
 
She was a a good doer of blowjobs!
 
The Scene in Police Academy with the guy getting the blowjob was modelled on the time Diana gave Boutros Boutros Galli a right good seeing to when he was addressing the entire UN! She had no shame that one.
 
I rarely get off that way...
 
You would have if you'd met Diana.

I don't know if the Diana Zombie's jaw opens wide enough for blowjobs. :(
 
That's what she said!

Actually, she said "RRRRR, BRAINSSSSS!"
 
Too much, honestly. I can see Diana Zombie doing the puppy dog eyes thing, maybe with one of the eyes hanging on her cheek.
 
"There were three people in our marriage. AND ONE ZOMBIE!"
 
I'm not sticking my favorite piece of flesh in the mouth of something that eats human flesh!
 
Wear a condom for protection.
 
It's like Russian Roulette, getting a blowjob from a zombie. Especially a russian zombie.
 
Diana was secretly KGB?
 
That's why she died!
 
Those French bastards! They are as tricksy as hobbitses!
 
SHE CAME BACK TO US AS THE LONDON WHALE.
 
The Princess of Whale, the peoples whale.
 
omg.
it was supposed to be a secret!
 
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