Ten years on, Diana still dead

[whisky]

She was called Lady Die, and she did.

If your name is Lord Immolation, I'd look out if I was you.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It would be funny if Wills and Harry were MFers and are crying their eyes out reading this. WE NEVER WANTED YOU HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE, DOWN WITH THE MONARCHY!

(They're probably not though.)

 

[Yub]

We should recruit them with a tireless email campaign.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Lady DIED.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes someone already made that reference!

 

[Dershocka]

Her hubby fucked around on her with an ugly broad.

She must've been a real bitch.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I thought the reference deserved a second chance!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Charles was already in love with Camilla before his sham marriage to Di.

 

[Yub]

Proof that Charles is a douch and should never be King of England: Diana was fit, Camilla looks like a horsefaced piece of beef jerky.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's what's inside that counts.

(horse guts.)

 

[Cassie]

They should just get rid of royalty and let them marry the horses they love!

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

"I bet you have fun chasing the soap around the bathtub." — Princess Diana, to a one-armed war veteran during a visit to a London veterans hospital.

 

[RobL]

I wonder how moldy she is.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Moldy? I dunno about that, but chances are she isn't much drier than she was while alive.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I met my ex wife around the time she died.

I thought it was extremely funny, and she was completely devestated by it.

This is when I learned about keeping certain jokes to myself.